Also Awkward Friend: *says inside joke*
Me: *wheeze laughs*
Friend: *snorts*
Other Person: What are you guys laughing at?
Us: *looks at each other*
Me: *mentally* you tell them. I dunno how to talk right now.
Them: *mentally* No, you talk i don't know what to say
Us: *internally freaks out and hyperventilates*
Person: Uhhh okay, I gotta go now... *leaves*
Us: *fist pumps* Nailed it.
