Me: Uh- Uhm... Do you have a bathroom-
Me: of course they have a bathroom you twit who doesn't have a bathroom?
Me: -That I can...use?
Me: Why wouldn't they let you use the bathroom? Wot?
Me: Please?
Me: At least you got the please right *internal face palm*
Them: Yeah it's *gives directions for their big house/school*
Me: Thank you *walks away and remembers the first direction to go*
Me: *forgets every other direction*
Me: *keeps walking to random area out of sight*
Me: *stands there for a couple minutes and then goes back*
Them: Did you find it okay?
Me: Yeah, thanks! *nods and leaves awkwardly*
