Are You Wearing Anything Under That?

Incoming

"Christopher." Yuri purposefully mispronounced his name, continuing sarcastically, "Nice to see you. Now get the fuck out." All the while keeping his arms around Otabek's neck.

Fuck Chris if he thinks I'll be put off.

"Oh Tiger, Sorry but I cannot leave this lovely room as I am being hunted by a particularly angry Canadian."

"That's not my problem, shithead." Yuri retorted with grunt.

"Well, it might not be buuuuut this beautiful picture I just took on my phone might be of interest to our one, Mr Nikiforov, no?" Yuri felt a wave of panic, followed closely by a wave of smugness that flicker across his face.

"Oh, we are playing this game? Otabek, keep Chris here please." Otabek looked quizzically down at Yuri before moving away from him and stepped in front of the door as Yuri took out his phone and clicked redial. Chris didn't look concerned until he heard the very distinct Japanese voice come through Yuri's loud speaker.

"Yuri, did you find Viktor yet?"

Yuri smiled broadly at the fear that had started creeping into Chris' eyes.

"Nah Katsudon, sorry, but I did find something else you were looking for... Chris is here, you're on loud speaker."

Yuri listened to the slight pause on the other end of the phone before a tyrant of word vomit spilled from the speaker in an eerily calm voice that sent shivers of panic up your spine.

"Hello Christophe. Now, I do believe when you first arrived here two days ago, I plainly informed you that you were not permitted to take pictures while in the baths? Did you forget? Also, can you please explain to me why you are not currently guarding my future husband like you promise you would? Does it have something to do with the very angry Canadian that is currently standing in my doorway? I could always get Yuri to tell me exactly where you are right now."

They all listened to the distinct sound of JJ attempting to get Yuuri's phone, followed by a startled grunt and then a high-pitched whine of pain. Yuri, Otabek and Chris stared at Yuri's phone with scrunched eyebrows as they wondered what had happened.

"Yuri dear, who else is with you?"

"Eh, Chris, Otabek and myself are here?" Yuri almost turned it into a question and before he could ask what had happened Otabek's phone pinged. It was from Phichit.

Otabek smirked and showed it to Yuri before thrusting his phone in Chris' face. On the screen was a picture of Yuuri, one hand holding his phone to his ear, the other pinning JJ's arm awkwardly behind his back. JJ's face was squashed into the tatami mat and Yuri's knee was painfully digging into JJ's spine. They could still hear the muffled whine of JJ's pain through Yuri's phone.

"Did you get my gift?"

"Yeah, Otabek showed it to Chris."

"Good. Now Christophe, besides attempting to take my phone from me while I was using it and just generally grating on my nervous at times, Mr Leroy has done very little to upset me. You on the other hand... I would like you to please go find my husband and send me a message when you find him."

Yuri was laughing now, but muffling it to prevent Yuuri from hearing, he did not want that anger pointed at him.

"Eh Katsudon, the other thing you should know, Chris has a picture of Otabek and I making out..." Yuri scrunched his face in anticipation, pleading the anger tyrant would still be firmly pointed in Chris' direction.

"Let me guess, he wished to show this to my lovely future husband?" Yuuri didn't miss a beat to let Yuri respond to the question, he just kept talking. "If you post, show around or so much as look at that picture between now and then I say my vows Christophe..." He didn't even bother to finish the sentence, he just obviously did something to elicit another pathetic whine from JJ. Chris finally spoke up, apparently, he was going to go for the ass kissing treatment.