Are You Wearing Anything Under That?

Not What You Expected.

The game was winding down as the drunken haze and sex-talk had obviously began to affect a few of the more PDA couples in the group. Mila had moved further up Sara's lap and was kissing the side of her neck affectionately. Now normally this would be awkward as Michele would have been telling them off but he was quietly distracted by Emil's hands that were lazily drawing circles over his thighs and chest, Emil had moved behind Michele, claiming he looked tired and like he needed something to lean on. Leo had his hand wrapped around Ji's shoulders and it was hidden deep within his Yukata. The newlyweds were surprisingly under wraps, although their normal touching was probably more than drunken couples affections usually portrayed in front of others anyway.

It was Chris' turn again and he sat for a minute, obviously struggling to find a statement he hadn't already said before finally uttering brightly, "Never have I ever sucked Otabek Altin's dick." It had been a little while now since someone had actually said anything of interest so when Leo, Ji, Emil, Seung-gil and Yuuri drank nearly everyone in the room stared stunned and silent as the Japanese bride took a quick sip of his drink, his cheeks the colour of fresh tomatoes.

"Katsuden?!" Yuri practically wailed, he had figured after the whole 'threesome, JJ fucking' revelations that there was nothing that was going to come up that would shock him but this was the fucking cherry on top of the mind fuck sundae that was this evening.

"Nothing else happened Yuri, and...it's Phichit's fault anyway! Him and his stupid parties." Yuuri was obviously guilty and Viktor was merely chuckling behind his husband, obviously having heard this story before.

"Okay, seriously Phichit, what the fuck did you do at these parties. Wait, do I want to know?" Yuri turned slightly to look at his boyfriend who just shrugged in response, to him this wasn't anywhere near as bad a story as the threesome.

"Oh come on, you all loved them at the time." Phichit smiled broadly as a few people around the room turned red and some shrugged slightly.

"Phichit, they were basically sex parties!" Yuuri groaned into his husband shoulder, half glaring at his old roommate.

"You didn't have to come." Phichit pointed out, obviously not the least bit hurt.

"They were in our room!" Yuuri whined but laughter caught the end of his sentence and he ended up smiling at his best friend who grinned mischievously back at him.

"What in fucks name is a sex party? And why the fuck would anyone go to that?" A few people around the room seemed slightly offended at Yuri's outburst but Phichit spoke up before anyone could say anything else.

"I didn't actually call them that Yuri. But we are all so busy and it's stressful competing, sometimes you need to reeeelaaaaxxx and there is no better way to do that than getting off. Buuuut, it's boring by yourself, I just gave people an opportunity to wind down together, if they felt like it. I never said you had to do anything." Phichit glared playfully at his best friend.

"And you went to this?" Yuri turned back to Otabek again, slight horror and concern crinkling Yuri's face and blowing his eyes wide. Otabek sighed heavily before responding.

"Look, I went like... twice, once cause Leo dragged me along and once because I felt agitated because... well I wanted you but anyway. Phichit had some pot and I was just going to wind down that way but... well Yuuri offered to and I said yes-"

"I did not such thing!" Yuuri berated, interrupting Otabek before could say anymore. "Phichit literally pushed me into your lap and you kept me there! Like I could have backed away and didn't but I definitely didn't offer like that!"

"Umm, Otabek, I was there, that is kind of how it went down... sorry no pun intended." Leo stated, obviously awkward. Otabek's eyes widened for a fraction of a second, displaying his obvious disbelief and embarrassment at having made up a different scenario in his drug addled brain.