Tsunade, The Healer of Superheroes (Naruto X YJ)

Chapter 3: The World's Fastest Patient

Tsunade's POV:

It's been a week since I saw the archer and the bat. I was sent like 10 whole boxes filled with alcohol and it was given to me by some guy named Agent A.

I was even given the two heroes' phone numbers, in case I needed to call them for something.

I just came home from a student council meeting and it was so boring! It's bad enough being Hokage, but at least I was dealing with intelligent adults! The rest of the council are just a bunch of brats!

The only good thing that came out of being student council president is that I do whatever I want, including skipping class, as I get very good grades, and no one says 'no' to me since they're afraid of my strength, both power and political wise, as my parents are very influential.

I'm now watching T.V., trying to relax until I heard a knock at the door.

I wonder who could it be?

I opened the door and I was not pleased at the sight. It was Batman and the Flash, who seemed like he had one hell of a headache.

I had a tick mark on top of my head. They came to me because of a stupid headache?!

Wait a minute...there's a unique scent on the scarlet speedster. Is this...lythran? It's a slow acting poison and one of the beginning stage symptoms are headaches.

I looked at Batman with narrowed eyes and motioned him to get inside. The Flash took a good look at me with a confused expression. "Why is the League's doctor a child?" He asks bluntly.

I narrowed my eyes in annoyance. "Shut up. This child here decides whether you live or die." I gave him the evil eye and he backed off, sweating, though I'm not sure if it's from fear or the poison.

They stepped into my house and I led them to my room, walking into my secret medical room as Batman gave me the Flash's medical report.

I set the Flash down on one of the medical beds then turned to Batman. "Leave. Your presence will not help him one bit." I commanded bluntly. If he's not going to be useful, then he should just scram.

He narrowed his eyes and looked like he was about to argue, till I leaked some killing intent. "Lesson #1: Never argue with the doctor." I started to crack my knuckles, getting ready to punch him out of here if necessary.

I don't care if he is the Dark Knight. He better get his ass out of here unless he prefers to be thrown out.

He nodded stiffly and saw himself out. It's not very visible, but if you look really closely, you can tell he was a little scared.

I smirked a little at my achievement. I then turned to the Flash who looked at the scene in wonder. "No way...You scared Batsy!!"

He began to laugh until he winced in pain. I narrowed my eyes. It seems the poison is beginning to spread. "Don't move." I ordered harshly. "Anymore and the poison could spread further." He stilled and nodded stiffly.

I inserted anesthesia into his system to put him to sleep, so I know for sure he won't move. The anesthesia was much stronger than normal, so it should keep him steady for at least 30 minutes.

I began to make the antidote for lythran by the use of the plants I have on my shelves. I started mixing the ingredients in a bowl until it turned into a clear, light green color.

I put some light fire chakra on by hands to heat up the antidote and stirred it a little more. After I was done, I put in a small cup and put it to the speedster's lips, poured some in his mouth, then tilted his head so he can drink it.