The Mystical Awards: Random Stories

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RULE 1 OF FALLOUT: DOGS ARE WALLS!

RULE 2 OF FALLOUT: IGUANA MEAT IS PEOPLE!

RULE 3 OF FALLOUT: MURDER DOESN'T MATTER AFTER 3 DAYS.

RULE 4 OF FALLOUT: CRIPPLING INJURIES DON'T MATTER!

RULE 5 OF FALLOUT/ELDER SCROLLS: CHILDREN ARE IMMORTAL NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY PISS YOU OFF!!!

RULE 6 OF FALLOUT: RAIDERS NEVER STAY DEAD, IN TWO DAYS THEY'LL BE BACK THEY'RE ALWAYS BACK.

RULE 7 OF FALLOUT: SUICIDE MISSIONS ARE A SIGN OF FRIENDSHIP.

RULE 8 OF FALLOUT (DLC EDITION): SPENDING TWO AND A HALF HOURS IN A VR SIMULATION = AN INVINCIBLE SUIT OF ARMOR.