The Mystical Awards: Random Stories

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Instead of a bonus ODD STORY, I'm just going to type the contents of my briefcase: A legally notarized document in which one of my coworkers sold me his soul for a Journey ticket, a stack of graded papers, 37 pens all covered in dried blood from a guy who tried to steal said pens, a switchblade also covered in the previously mentioned blood, and the car keys of one of my students who lost his car keys the previous day(I plan to tape them to my whiteboard until he pays attention enough to notice them).