The Mystical Awards: Random Stories

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My balls are so big you'd have to use two hands to carry one of them.
That's a problem
I have a tumor on them
Sorry
You should get that checked out by a doctor that isn't me
Pfft, entity would show you his balls whether he had something on it or not
I mean he has before so...
And your "preferred method of treatment" would be to place them in your mouth so you clean them.
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