The Mystical Awards: Random Stories

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And today's instead of an ODD STORY (because let's face it I may have hundreds of them but I have to type them from memory so it's a hassle) we have a list of souvenirs from my various "adventures": The broken wooden sword from the duel, a rainbow guitar pick I got from winning an amateur singing contest, my gun which I had won in a game of poker, a fedora I got from an Indiana Jones impersonator, a leaf from Canada from when I visited family there, a stetson from my time in Texas(oddly enough I never saw a single person in Texas wear one), the remaining 67 copies of Rocky 4, a slingshot from the Rocky Mountains, a replica of the Samurai Edge from the Resident Evil games, a tire from a taxi that exploded from my college days, a piece of glass that pierced my shoulder from the time I swung with my air conditioner, a button the says slut on it from a viewing of Rocky Horror Picture Show, and a rhinestone encrusted goblet from my time with the Tyrion cult.