He Returns (Sequel to 'He Waits)

Better Memories

~Y'alls POV~

I breathe in and out, feeling a lot better.

Blowing up at Wilford....woo.

There's a sudden rush of footsteps, and I twirl around. Dark stops a few feet away, holding his hands up.

"What happened? Who was that? I will find them and-" Questions came out of his mouth faster than I could comprehend.

"Calm down! Slow down! Do one of those things!" I cut him off.

He stopped and breathed out. "Okay. Who was it?"

"Wilford."

"That motherfucking hoe." His face twisted into a grimace, and he looked mad.

"Calm down."

"I am calm." Mmhm. Let's go with that.

"Doesn't seem like it."

"....Did he do anything to you?"

A thin-lipped smile appeared on my face. "No, but I think he's hurting now."

"Please tell me you kicked him in the balls."

"No. I emotionally wrecked his life."

Dark tilted his head to the side, confused.

"Here, lemme show you!" I walked to the TV, and turned it on. A channel list appeared, but each "channel" was named oddly.

"I didn't think that would work..." I mutter. Turning, I grab the remote, sit on the couch, and pat the cushion.

"Cmon."

He walked over and sat down, still looking confused.

I use the remote and find the "channel" for the last 10 minutes, and hit play.

~tiny time skip~

Dark looked at me, eyebrows raised. "I see why you said you emotionally hurt him.."

"Yep." I leaned back, sighing.

He stared at me. I ignored him, until I couldn't.

I don't have good patience.

"What?"

"I was just-"

"Don't you dare."

"-admiring-"

"Boy, you just saw me mad."

"-your hair."

I stared at him, and he smiled, a thin little smile.

"You know, I just realized something." He shifted, scooting a little closer.

"And what's that?" I scoot a tiny bit closer.

"We really haven't had a 'first kiss'."

"Yes we have." I laugh as he looked suddenly confused.

"When?!"

"Oh yeah.....I kissed your corpse..?"

He stared at me. "You...kissed a corpse? My corpse?"

"Yeah, but his kissing action was a little-"

"Please don't."

"......dead."

"No, I know how to shut you up with these bad puns." He wrapped an arm around my shoulders, pulling me in.

I leaned in, ready.

Now, the only other person I have kissed is my (insert celeb or youtuber) poster.

So, let's just say, I was inexperienced.

Dark helped though.

It was....fireworks.

It was....gummy bears.

It was....I can't even.

It was everything good rolled into one.

I pulled away, eyes wide. "Damn."

He smirked. "How was that?"

"I will say more puns, just to get a kiss."

"I'll just ignore you."

"Fuck you..."

{{there children. This is Lilongwe than usual.

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Bye my Rads and Bye Y'all!~}}