Don't Kill my--

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Have any of you ever been on someone's back, and then they kinda jump to get you farther up on their back so you don't slip off? It kinda hurts in more places than one--

I don't know why I'm telling you guys this lol, but Mal was carrying me on her back a few days ago and holy flip flops it hurt TwT And now every time she's about to do the jump thing, I'll start yelling "please don't kill my vagina" even though there's people around XD

The first time I said that, Mal started laughing really hard and had bent forward but I was still on her back so I was almost falling off but we were both still laughing and it must've looked so weird XDD

...to a different note, remember the guy that's trying to kill me? XD

I'm not even joking, he was staring at me for a long time and he diDN'T BLINK

IT WAS SCARY

And I'd look over at him 'cause I thought that if he saw that I caught him, he'd look away, BUT HE DIDN'T

HE WAS PROBABLY PLOTTING MY DEATH OR STABBING ME IN HIS MIND

He also randomly pulled a banana out of his pocket???

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