I banged my thigh into my bed this morning and my first thought was "could this count as a hickey??" (THERE IS SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS PARAGRAPH XD)
Like, how else can you get a hickey from a bed? XD Also:
"Love bite"
I love my bed, and I guess the closest I can get to getting bitten by a bed is banging myself into it sooo XD
Person: *sees my thigh* Dude is that a hickey?!
Me: yes
Person: Who gave you it??
Me: my bed *winks at bed*WATTPAD HAS COMPETITION LMAO
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RandomI can't believe I'm making a third book in the TART series lmao, I need a life :') Anyway, enjoy~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #WattKate #SashaCorrect #DankBer #BobIri #NotesDate #KitPill #Kaitlamb