Hickey? XD

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I banged my thigh into my bed this morning and my first thought was "could this count as a hickey??" (THERE IS SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS PARAGRAPH XD)

Like, how else can you get a hickey from a bed? XD Also:

Like, how else can you get a hickey from a bed? XD Also:

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"Love bite"

I love my bed, and I guess the closest I can get to getting bitten by a bed is banging myself into it sooo XD

Person: *sees my thigh* Dude is that a hickey?!
Me: yes
Person: Who gave you it??
Me: my bed *winks at bed*

WATTPAD HAS COMPETITION LMAO

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