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ROMANCE BOOKS I SWEAR-

It seems eVeRy romance book is about werewolves and the girl is also dorky and shy or abused or some crap. Then a hot alpha of some pack comes in, sees her and then seemly turns into Stingy from lazytown!

"Mine." He barked as his cold dark grey orbs stared into mine. A ecstatic and euphoric scent filled my nose, then I realized, I was the mate of (insert title or something here).

Like, what do think this is? A internet meme? Does the book quality drop everytime this guy says mine? I wish it did, because these book are usually written by somewhat experienced writers.

And it's either that or she was abused by everyone in her pack or something, Then her mate is the super popular guy who apparently hates everyone lower one the invisible popularity chart than him. Then he rejects her and she runs away from the pack and joins a different one and becones hot and beautiful and sassy and crap. Then, for some reason, she goes back to her old pack. Now her jerk mate likes her cause she's hot and stuff, BUT, her old best friend she tragically left behind also loves her and- You get what I'm saying? It sounds like a self-insert or a Mary-sue. What makes it more ironic is the fact that it ALMOST ALWAYS NEEDS A FEMALE MAIN CHARACTER. Like jeez, ever heard of originality????

Also what is it with this ORBS crap. It seems nobody ever has actual eyes and just glued crystals from caves in the empty spaces where they're eyes should be. JESUS. CHRIST. YOU DON'T USE ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING LIKE THAT. IT'S OKAY TO USE IT ONCE OR TWICE, BUT NOT FOR EVERYTHING!

AND THE KIDNAPPING CRAP, LIKE, WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK. ISN'T THIS RAPE?!! IS HER FAMILY JUST OKAY WITH THIS?? I GUESS YOU CAN JUST GO AROUND KIDNAPPING PEOPLE IF YOU'RE MATES! THAT'S FINE! I GUESS YOU CAN'T GET RAPED BY YOUR HUSBAND (or wife i guess) IF YOU'RE MARRIED! IT'S COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE. JUST THROW THAT CONSENT OUT THE WINDOW SINCE WE DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE!

Seriously guys, you could write a better romance book about Stingy and a mailbox. I've seen it in a youtube comment section and it was honestly better than some of the books I've read here. Seriously.

It it also 3000% impossible for gays to exsist in werewolf books. They just don't exsist. Not even as background characters that you only see once. Nope. The mating system just doesn't do gay, Sorry.

The girl's mate always seems to be this cold, stoney, jerk who has seemingly no core personality traits other than Cold, possessive, hot, and mysterous. That's it. No flaws at all. Like What the heck? What kind of realistic, lifelike character is that??

Ranting aside, just don't use cliches for your stories. Nobody likes 'em.