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My sister learns a life lesson

But I don't know why she didn't have the common sense to not do it in the first place.

My sister, out of the blue, decides to eat an entire jalapeno. And not the ones you put on your nachos, AN ENTIRE JALAPENO.

She later came to me screaming about how her mouth burns, guzzling multiple bottles of water, and making erratic movements with her hands.

Guess who learned not to do stupid sh*t after that.

This is my older sister. Why.

On another note, I have recently scrapped a story, and decided you guys should get to at least see the plot, so here.

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Prophecy:

When it comes the time to rewind,the light of the day itself shall try to stop nature as it brings a new world upon us.

Mother's name is Mudheart

Father's name is Brighteyes.

The trainers name is Diretooth.

Main characters name is Wildpaw.

Her mentor is Scorchedtail.

Personality:

Good traits: Nice, funny, akward, bad puns galore and mostly understanding.
Bad traits: Brash under pressure, a little anxiety, sometimes rude, reckless.

She's protective of her brother Spottedpaw, who is the runt.

She dispises a Riverclan apprentice named Applepaw. Calls him *loud coughing*-holepaw later on.

Wildpaw's best friend is Leaffoot, who became warrior slightly before her. Stays in Shadowclan and eventually becomes Leafstar. They (eventually) make Fang pack and Shadowclan allies.

Has a HUGGE crush on Stonepaw, who likes Wolfpaw. She grows out of it after realizing that he doesn't like her, but cries anyway. ALSO CATS CAN CRY CAUSE I SAID SO.

She likes Biarpaw afterwards, because he comforted her. What a rebound.

Wildpaw goes on a hunting patrol with Scorchedtail, Wolfpaw and One-eye.

They're attacked by Brighty who (kinda) kills Wildpaw and hurts Wolfpaw a little. Then he dies.

While Wildpaw is in her weird coma-death thing she changes. She appears in Great star place and is told the prophecy. Then they fade away and drop her into a hall of dismembered voices from Starclan telling her to either abandon or stay with her destiny. Edgy.

Wildpaw wakes up two hours later. Everyone theorizes about it. Daystar and Quailmist are sus.

When she is in the Med den she jokes to Quailmist about having nine lives. But he doesn't get the joke and is even more sus.

Wildpaw drinks someone's blood in a battle, Holy sh*t.

After drinking someone's blood she has a panic attack, Uses her powers annd freaks Briarpaw out. Eventful.

Diretooth appears. Then smacks Wildpaw in the face. Then helps her. Sassy.

Wildpaw kicks a fox's tail! Then proceeds to leave all the evidence. Did I mention blood heals cuts??

She figures out she's a different speices that day. Took her long enough.

The next night Diretooth tells her off. Then trains her. Sassy.

A careful moon later, Wildpaw messes up again and she's caught by Batstem, except she was taking a little from Alderclaw. Wildpaw is now a official mouse-brain.