Life with the vamps (a brad simpson fan fic)

New job part1

BRAD GET YOUR LAZY ARSE UP NOW! i shouted as i thought to myself im not normally the first one up what brad moaned as he rolled onto his side you need to wake up i smiled why brad moaned giving me dirty looks because you have a meeting with joe at 9am remember and i have to start my job at the salon i smiled what time is it brad said as he rolled onto his stomach 7am i smiled as i shook brad its too early brad moaned as he placed a pillow over his head making me laugh brad i said what brad said back moodily you know when you wouldnt get out of bed that day i giggled what day i didnt get outta bed brad asked and when i had to drag you outta bed by your legs whilst you screamed and held onto the bed frame i giggled no that was you brad laughed no it wasnt i said as i slowly stood up and walked over to brads feet DANI DONT YOU FUCKING DARE! brad shouted as i grabbed hold of his feet and started to tug on them brad you better start to hold onto the bedframe i giggled as i dragged brads feet to the end of the bed GET OFF THIS AINT FUNNY! brad shouted IT IS FOR ME GET OUTTA BED THEN ILL STOP! i shouted whilst giggling ok brad smiled as i let go of his legs NEVER! brad shouted like a kid as he moved up to the top of the bed

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! brad shh i heard a knock on the front door i whispered as i grabbed one of brads warm jumpers and threw it on i quickly ran downstairs followed by brad i opened the door slowly as i was scared of the result hello young lady do you know what time it is a posh lady asked yes 7:30am and may i ask who are you i said back in a posh accent dont mock me child now where are your parents i need to speak to them its too early for shouting and screaming she said barging past me and into her house do you mind my territory i will answer your question after you answered mine i said crossing my arms as i looked up and down a old wrinkly lady with hair rollers in her hair a green face mask and some matching pjs i am miss peanutbottom she answered well she does have a peanut bottom no wonder why shes not married i whispered to brad making us both giggle i heard that she said turning round as she inspected our house were not hiding anything so what are you looking for may i ask i asked drugs cocaine heroin weed the lady listed we dont do drugs brad smiled as he shook his head where are your parents you immature little children actually were not children were both 18 my dads in southampton and my mum is in devon brads parents are in birmingham and me and brad live together now leave i said taking a step closer to miss peanutbottom very well i shall leave nice ring by the way darling who bough it for you the lady said as she looked down to my hand brad i said pulling him close and smiling sarcastically and you need to get airfreshner in here she said rudily sorry thats just our dog i smiled we dont have a dog brad whispered aww i love dogs where is the little cutie the lady smiled its stood right in front of me and brad i smiled what this is atrousious im not a dog! she squealed yes you are we dont allow dogs in here goodbye i said as i shoved the lady onto the doorstep but she said before i slammed the door shut

I thought she would of been like a cat lady brad smiled laughing at me look your up its a miricale i smiled shut up brad laughed TRIS GET UP! i shouted upstairs I AM UP IM IN YOUR ROOM EATING SWEETS! tris laughed as he came running downstairs MARTIN CRYSTAL GET UP YOUR NOT STAYING IN THIS HOUSE ALONE! i shouted upstairs as i walked into the kitchen didnt i tell you they left early this morning they didnt want to say bye to you tris smiled as he handed me a note that read

Dear dani and brad

Thank you for letting us stay in your lovely house over the weekend were very grateful we didnt want to wake you up so we decided to leave you a note heres my phone number

Love from crystal with her phone number attached which made me smile

Yeah thanks! from martin

A note was added on i could tell he put a lot of effort in i laughed as i pulled my phone off of charge and added crystals phone number

1 NEW MESSAGE TO CRYSTALBELL