You walked along the long hallways. This house is practically hallway. You have already been here for an hour. Seriously. There are no rooms. Not one. It got cramped when you tried to get past his bed and kitchen.
"How are you liking my house so far?" Gordon asked.
"Uh, it's good." You lied.
"Bork" said Gabe.
"Didn't Gabe die?" You asked.
Gordon shushed you.
"How rude." You said under your breath.
"Bork"
Then you heard a thud.
"I'm gay!"
He kidnapped iDubbz too.
"How many animate objects have you even kidnapped?" You asked Gordon.
"Hey, wanna see the Donald Trump exhibit?" Gordon asked.
You just nodded in response.
As you walked down the never-ending hallway, there actually is a room. The exhibit.
Then you saw Trump hugging his Jacob Sartorius body pillow.
As you came into his field of vision, Trump hissed. The entire room was Jacob Sartorius. It makes you want to cringe.
"Gordon, can you escort me elsewhere?" You asked.
"Sure."
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