Sonknux Oneshots!

terrible chili and yanderes

(Note from 2022: Ok. I know this is bad but trust me, it gets better as it goes.)

"SONIKKU!" Sonic flinched upon hearing Amy's childish voice invade his ears.
"Ugh what i-" he was cut short feeling Amy tackle him to the ground.
"AGH get off of me!" Sonic said trying to push Amy off.
"Not a chance." Amy held Sonic close putting her muzzle into Sonic's chest fur.
"I'm surrounded by children." Shadow mumbled as he sat under a tree reading "the compound" (really good book btw)
"One hopelessly lost in love with one she will never get and the o-" he stopped mid sentence seeing Amy had pulled out her hammer.
"The one who what? Shadow?" She slung the hammer over her shoulder staring him down.
"I...I don't care that this is out of character! I'm outta here!" Shadow slammed his book closed and took of skating.
"Yeah that's what I thought. alright sonikku where we-"
She turned to where Sonic once was seeing she was alone.
"Sonic?"

Sonic stopped running and collapsed on the ground for once he got tired from running. he had run all the way to angel island just to get away from that yandere of a hedgehog. "Damn Amy give me some space and I may actually like you!" He said to no one.

"Amy acting insane again?" He heard a familiar voice behind him as sonic turned to face the echidna, who was carrying a arm full of banana tree leaves at the moment.
"Yeah...you don't mind me staying here for a little do you?" Sonic asked with hope in his voice.
"Don't go near the master emerald." That's all knuckles said walking past him.
"Thanks knucks." Sonic said climbing up a tree closing his emerald eyes drifting off into a deep sleep.

Meanwhile knuckles placed the leaves he was carrying on a small pile he was making which was going to be made into a small fire.
He had planned on sleeping out under the stars at night yeah...he sure does love nature or...at least that's what his character description says.
(Knucks: hey leave fourth wall breaks to Sonic boom!
Me: *sips tea* I'm the author here.)
Knuckles looked over the pile satisfied with his work realizing it was still morning...
He sighed and walked around the island with nothing to do until he eventually came back to his hut to find a hungry hedgie going thru his fridge.
"What are you doing in here sonick-"
Knuckles stopped realizing he almost called him sonikku. 'the fuck?" Knuckles thought to himself.
"Calm down knuck head." Sonic said, half his body in the fridge.
"Just got hungry."
Knuckles had half the mind to give him a black eye and throw him out but it was nice to have company after 8 months of silence on the island.
"Don't snoop around my house that's it." Knuckles growled stomping off to his room slamming the door shut.

Sonic had made himself some chili dogs and found himself having enough at two and still had two more left over.
"Huh..." Sonic put them on a plate and walked to knuckles door knocking on it.
He heard a grunt from the other side of the door.
"What is it?" Knuckles said from the other side.
"I made two too many chilidogs want them? There pretty good in my opinion."
Knuckles was about to say something about not sinking down to his level when his stomach growled.
With a defeated sigh he opened the door taking the plate mumbling a thanks and closing the door.
He looked over it with his purple eyes as he lifted it to his mouth and took a bite.
His eyes instantly widened as he screamed in pain.
"HOT!" He yelled falling on the floor.
"HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!" He yelled as the steam left his mouth.
"I NEED WATER!" He Ran to his door slamming it open seeing Sonic had heard him and already set a cup infront of the door.
He took the cup into his hands pouring the liquid into his mouth finding the burning worse as he found it was tea.
"HOT!"
he threw the cup at the wall shattering it to bits as he ran down the hallway.
"WATER, WATER, WATER, WATER, WATER!" Those where the only words he could say making his way to the faucet turning the nob only to find no water to come out.
then he noticed the note on the faucet that had Sonics face drawn to the side.
WATER OUTAGE
Knuckle let out a scream of annoyance running to the fridge.
"MILK!" He found a milk carton and took it gulping it down but instantly spat it out.
Sonic had happened to walk in.
"Oh knuckles I kept my left over chili in there."
Knuckles fell back with a thud his body shaking as his life flashed before his eyes.
The moment he was born. To the moment he turned into the Sonic boom era...
"Uh knucks?" Sonic waved his hand in front of knuckles face.
Knuckles shot up and glared at Sonic.
"YOUR CHILLI WAS SO TERRIBLE MY WHOLE LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES!"
Sonic picked up the milk carton putting his free hand to his chin in thought.
"Geez I knew other people wouldn't like it that well but I didn't think it would be so strong."
"YOU PURPOSELY MADE IT AWFUL?!"
"i-i thought it would be fun!" Sonic laughed nervously "anyways I used a secret ingredient! Can you guess what it is?"
"WHO CARES?!" Knuckles yelled. "IT TASTE SO AWFUL I BET YOU PUT ROTTEN FISH IN THERE!"
Sonic gasped putting his hands to his mouth as a smile spread across his face.
"Ah so close!" Knuckles watched has
Sonic walked out and walked back in a second later with a dead fish.
"Fermented fish!" He yelled happily.
Knuckles grabbed Sonic by the scarf pulling him close staring into his eyes.
"Never pull a stunt like this again." Knuckles said in a low voice.
(If any of you get what the whole chili part was based on I will love you 😂)
He let go of a shaking Sonic sighing.
'your lucky I love you.'