Mortals meet Demigods (One shots)

Phone Call (Separate)

Nico's POV

       I groaned internally as my phone rang in the middle of math class. The thing is, I can't hang up or ignore it. I have to put it on speaker and talk to whoever it is in the middle of class. I picked out my phone and saw 'Percy' on the screen. This time a groaned out loud. Annabeth, who was going to school as well as me, saw who it was and groaned. I swiped to the right to answer and I heard loud music.

     "Hey baby!" Percy yelled, his voice slurred.

     "Uh, Percy?" I asked warily. "Are you drunk?"

     "Psh, I have no idea whatchoo talking about!" He slurred again. I face palmed.

     "Percy. This is Nico and you just called me babe." I said slowly.

     "Nice one Annabethy, I know it's you." He said, then giggled.

     "Oh my gods." Annabeth slammed her face into her desk and I groaned.

      "Percy! C'mon, you're such a lightweight!" I heard the Stolls whine. Which one, I'm not sure.

      "I'm not a weightlight!" He exclaimed. I heard whoever it was burst out laughing.

       "Sure Perce. Whatever."

        "PERCY?! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" I heard Thalia scream.

        "I just wanna hug Thals... You didn't get hugs from people when you were a tree... UNLESS THEY WERE TREHUGGERS! THALIA DO YOU WANT TO BE A TREEHUGGER WITH ME?! NICO! WHERE'S NICO?! HE HATES EVERYTHING! HE WOULD LOVE TO HUG TREES!"

     Thalia burst out laughing after I groaned. "Percy, you're on the phone with Nico right now."

     "What? No, this is Annabethy." He slurred.

     "No Perce, you're talking to Nico." Thalia assured him.

     "Are you sure? Cause I'm pretty sure I clicked on Annabethy's number..."

      "Perce, give me your phone." The phone ruffled and I could hear Percy whine through the phone.

     "Hey Death Breath? You there?" She asked. "No Percy! No phone! You're grounded!" I heard Thalia yell of the phone.

     "Yeah I'm here." I groaned.

     "Okay- OH MY GODS PERCY NO! BAD PERCY!" Thalia screamed. "LEO! NO! BAD BAD! BAD LEO! BAD PERCY! NO! GET BACK HERE! BOYS GET BACK HERE! LEO WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU- GET DOWN FROM THE CHANDELIER VALDEZ! YOU CAN'T FLY! PERCY I WILL PERSONALLY- EWWW WHAT THE HELL GUYS?! PERCY! STOP! LEO, DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! NO DON'T- NO! GROSS! LEO! STOP! BOYS!" Thalia continued to scream and I held the phone away from me while everyone was staring at the phone in shock.

       "PERSEUS ACHILLES JACKSON! LEONIDAS VALDEZ! CUT THAT OUT! JASON, NO ARE YOU DRUNK TOO!? AGH! NO! JASON DON'T DO THAT! PIPER'S GONNA KILL YOU! NO! BAD JASON! AND- OH SHOOT! NO! PERCY! LEO! STOP! AGH! PIPER WHAT ARE YOU- NO! DONT STAB JASON! HE'S DRU- OH GREAT. PIPER'S DRUNK TOO. IS EVERYONE DRUNK BUT ME?! AGH! DIONYSUS! I BLAME YOU!" A sound like Thalia gagging is heard in the background. "LEO! PERCY! CUT IT OUT FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME!"

       "Nooooo! Leo!" I hear Percy scream.

       "Percy! We shall unite!" I heard Leo shout. I slam my face into the desk. I'm pretty sure I broke my nose. 

       "NO! JASON! LOCK PERCY IN THE CLOSET!" Thalia screamed. After a few moments I heard a sigh.

       "Alright. Percy's locked in the closet, Leo's being watched by the Stolls, Dionysus made it so that our drunk levels are decreased a little bit... Right! I think we're good!" Thalia stated proudly.