Mortals meet Demigods (One shots)

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So. heyyyy I'm Ellie and I'm taking over for today! it is exactly 9:51. well 9:52. oh wait 9:53 so. I decided to make a dictionary- WAIT I know I know oh wow, Ellie's writing a Percy Fanfic  I know how boring Percy fanfi- wait uhhh I mean a dictionary, yes how boring DICTIONARIES are. hehe. yea but all the dictionaries u read are fake now this one is real okay anyways lets get started..... ohhhhh yea so this is a dictionary of what us gals  really say to boys and what it means so if ur a boy you might need to pay attention to this.

I'm fine- were not fine. that's that.

I'm on a diet- I'm on a diet when your here but home alone all I eat is chips.

I'm so fat- okay if you don't know this your going to live with ten cats in a alley but I means I'm not fat I just want complements.

wait a minute you thought I was writing a dictionary to help   b.. b... boys!!! no in fact I'm nice so I gave you three but its over now I hope you in joy your cat and your alley (make sure one of your cats is named alley ) you wouldn't get it its an inside joke with the reader. anyways I'm now warning you not to continue reading this

1.you have a small stick

2.you read that wrong

4.you went back and checked

4.you realize you didn't read it wrong

5. you didn't realize I skipped 3 

6.you checked and then realized I doubled 4

7 why are you still reading this

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26.your doing this why?

27. uoy t'nid ees I depiks  ytnewt owt 

28. what did I say?

29.you dont know

30. its backwayds 

31. you checked 

32. you know what it says  then looked 

33. you read 30 wrong by the way

Author's Note

So... Amber's here. Um. She just handed me my laptop back and I'm really confused. (She just said "If you don't post this I'm going to kill you") So, yeah. My sister, everyone. Oh, she's also going to be the main character in my new youtube channel, I'll be the camera man (women) so you might not see me until later, but my youtube is Amber Killingson, even if I have no videos one will be up soon. (Everyone I say/type "Will" All I can think of is Solangelo) So, yeah. Hope you enjoyed this utterly useless chapter.