Sanders Sides One - shots

The Author Behind It All

Skip this one if you like, I just did it because it's been on the back of my mind and YES I will be on a few fics from now on... but the author has to have SOME fun every once in a while amiright?  On with the story!

(I didn't check grammar and all that so :P)

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The Sides had all gathered at the polished mahogany table as the first soft rays of dawn had entered the room through the cream coloured curtain. Roman was currently brushing his amethyst coloured hair in front of his personal golden-rimmed mirror. Patton had no brush and just shrugged hus shoulders as Princey was busy complimenting himself and ran a hand through his hair, getting it roughly were he wanted it to be. Virgil was purring/snoring while laying face down on his couch, holding a small skeleton plushie and his velvet blanket. Logan had just walked in, the hood of his onesie was down and his scruffy hair was sticking out at all angles, his glasses were wonky on his nose and he dragged his feet across the living room the the spot on the couch next to Virgil. Logic pulled the blanket over the Darker Trait and sat back, sighing. Roman turned around and took one look at Logan.

"OH MY GREATNESS WHAT IS THAT?"

"Be quiet Roman. Virgil is trying to rest." Patton whispered from the kitchen. Roman muttered an apology to Morality before he walked up to Logic and flicked a strand of his hair in disdain. The Logical One slapped his hand away and frowned, he raked a hand through his hair, trying to comb it, but all efforts were in vain.

"Logan why is your hair all over the place?? And why do you have eyebags?? Are you stealing Virgil's thing?"

Logan rolled his eyes at The Fanciful One and mumbled, "I had to stay up all night, I had...errands to run." He stretched his arms across his chest one at a time and went to the kitchen.

"Wait Logan! What errands?!!" Princey curiously shouted after him, in turn waking Virgil up. Anxiety stirred and fell off the couch clumsily.

"Ow." He said, rather sarcastically, he yawned and got up.

"Look what you made me do!" Roman sighed, crossing his arms and facing Logan.

"I made you do??" Logan replied irritably, "YOU are the one who shouted and disrupted Virgil's sleep!" Logan took a step closer to Princey.

"BUT IF YOU TOLD ME WHAT ERRANDS YOU WERE DOING THEN I WOULD NOT HAVE TO SHOUT!!" Roman shouted back and took a step towards Logic, they were now touching foreheads, Logan had to look down a little as he was half a head taller than The Fanciful One.

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHEN TO STAY OUT OF A SITUATION YOU DON'T BELONG IN!! CLEARLY I THOUGHT WRONG!"

"YOU ALWAYS THINK WRONG, NERD! YOU THOUGHT WRONG TO EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!"

Silence

Suddenly, a crack cut through the air like a knife, cobalt blue smoke erupted from the air in front of them. Purple eyes shone through the smoke and towards the pair that had been arguing. Everyone took a few steps back warily, trying to identify who or what was in front of them. Once the smoke cleared they saw a black panther, it came up to their waist, it's tail was hitting the ground with mild annoyance.

Another figure, this time a human, appeared next to the big cat, the figure was wearing a cobalt blue cloak with dark purple swirls roaming through the fabric. She wore a black mask that covered their complete face, and just like  the panther it had glowing purple slits that narrowed once they saw the figures in front of her,