Alfred: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAO!
Yao: I'm glad you could make it aru! I have so many plans! I planned this all out~ We gonna have so much fun, fun, fun!
Leon: we're all fucked
Amelia: Happy birthday Chun-buns!
Chun: C..can I?
Amelia: ....fine, but just cause its you're birthday!
Chun: *takes off pants and motor-boats that heavenly set* this is what a good day is
Amelia: I bet you're ancestors are so proud
Allen: *storms in to Xiao's restaurant*
Cook: s..sir you can't go in there
Allen: outta my way I'm gay *barges into Xiao's office* sup sexy, happy birthday~ (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Xiao: oh hey al– DAMNNN SON.. You need to wear Chinese clothes more often. Like shit boi, happy birthday to me indeed. *goes out of room* WE'RE CLOSED FOR TODAY, FUCK OFF.
Cook: w..we're free! Mister Jones should come visit more often.
Allen: wow this placed cleared out fast
Xiao: coming to see me kitten, how sweet~
Allen: s..shut up!
Zhu: w..what is tis? You visit me for burrday? T..tis doesn't happen often. I didna think you come.. Thank you, I'm verr happy!
Ashlyn: a..are you crying?!
((HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHINA))
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Amechu Crack Two
FanfictionAmechu crack two baby! you want amechu? I got amechu! 1p, 2p, nyo, 2p nyo.. its allllll here!
