Amechu Crack Two

Dating with Zhu & Chun

(Based off of "yourChonny" video called "Asian mothers on dating" only offensive to those who are sensitive! Be weary if you are)

Chun: Hahaha *sitting down, stuffing her face* this video is hilarious!

Zhu: Chun-yan! What are you doing Chun-yan?

Chun: nothing don't come in!

Zhu: Aiya... Aiya.. *sigh* aiya...

Chun: what do you want?

Zhu: why you has no girlfriend?

Chun: what?

Zhu: you so old now! Still live at home like a baby and you know Xiao has husband! Why you here Chun?!

Chun: leave me alone I'm trying to focus on um.. Stuff?

Zhu: but why no girlfriend? Why ta herr you at home? Sleep till afternoon, you room is a mess, I don't like it! You smell like lazy pig!

Chun: Zhu, Please

Zhu: if you get girlfriend she can support you! You can be lazy sumwhere else!

Chun: I can support myself! I have my own goals l, my own dreams! Don't you get it? Didn't you have any dreams?

Zhu: I gave up my dreams a rong time ago! *dramatically looks up*

Chun: really? When?

Zhu: how old are you again? Aiyaaaa, only a few good years left until you wrinkly and no girl want you! Aiya chun!

Chun: *sigh*

Zhu: what about that weird girl? Uh what her name? ....Canadia?

Chun: Canada?! Amelia's sister, Canada?!

Zhu: she good girl! Make money, live with her bear, study harr, no fashion sense

Chun: she's a weirdo! All she does is play hockey and she has no social life!
Zhu: she social!

Chun: she's not my type!

Zhu: you tink you any-body type?! Huh? Huh? Chunnn the only type that like you is monkey cause you big banana! *sigh* stupid chun..

Chun: Zhu I'm already interested in a girl and its Amelia

Zhu: is she doctor?

Chun: well no.. No but she was overseas and just got back–

Zhu: SHE BROKE?! No chun!

Chun: no, no she just got back from vacation! She was volunteering

Zhu: SHE WORK FOR FREE?! nooo chun!

Chun: oh my god Zhu! I swear you're trying to sell me out! You'd sell me on the black market if you could.

Zhu: I'm a Chinese woman, a business woman! Chun-yan How dare you! I'm not you pimp mama! Well Unless.. You want me to–

Chun: get out.