Scary Card Games

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Lutz: A man and another man meet at a card table write down all of their emotional problems on playing cards, take turns being honest, BOOM! slapping 'em down! One guy goes first..

Allen: hey, its nice to meet you, my name is Allen and I'm a Scorpio

Xiao: Ni hao! My name is Xiao and I'm a PSYCHO

Allen: oh.. Kay.. Uh my turn *ahem* my father used to lock me in the closet when I was three

Xiao: my dad came out of the closet when I was four

Allen: well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top

Xiao: I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on CRACK!!

Allen: well listen um.. I have an imaginary friend named bosco!

Xiao: YOU KNOW BOSCO?!

Allen: okay look I'm a neurotic I need to see other people

Xiao: I'm schizophrenic... I AM OTHER PEOPLE

Allen: Alright you win

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