Amechu Crack Two

wedding?

(Requested by FluffFlight_of_Blaze)

Xiao: we're gonna have one hell of a fucking honey moon~ plus we spent so much since we did both a western and Chinese wedding so.. HAHA WOOO (the more money you spend on a wedding in China the better it looks on your reputation I heard)

Allen: uh, fuck yeah! This honey moon is gonna fucking rock *holds up the wine and chocolate covered strawberries* hope you're ass can handle this  (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Xiao: ....

You know it (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *looks at his pet red panda* make sure no one disturbs us

Red Panda: *salutes*

Yao: oh.. They spent more on their wedding.. we have to spend more!

Alfred: why?

Yao: TO SAVE FACE besides this wedding WILL BE PERFECT!!!

Alfred: I love you but you need to relax

Yao: PANDA, SHINNATTY-CHAN! what fabric did you buy? Red? GREAT!! Oh oh we need to plan out–

Alfred: babe calm down

Yao: I AM VERY CALM

Alfred: as you can tell he's a little stressed.. Babe, relax for a bit. We'll plan more later

Yao: okay, okay! I'll relax for now (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alfred: why are you staring at me like that?

Yao: you know why (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Zhu: what ta herr wrong with you?! No sex betore ta marriage?! Waat ta herr ya doo-ing?!

Yao: shouldn't you be planning your own wedding?!

Zhu: it Costa ah arm and leg! Why you two wasta ta money when you can have ta nice simple wedding?! Farr more meaningful dhen the spend, spend, spend!! Why you gotta spend, spend, spend?!

Yao & Xiao: TO SAVE FACE

Zhu: you won't save any-ting when you BROKE

Ashlyn: Zhu I'm going to go pick up my wedding dress!

Zhu: okay! Be safe! Zhu love you verr much!!

Xiao: got a honey moon to go to so.. BYE BITCH

Yao: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HER

*meanwhile*

Amelia: how's this?

Chun: pretty

Amelia: and this?

Chun: pretty

Amelia: what about that one?

Chun: pretty

Amelia: WE'LL NEVER PICK ONE IF THEIR ALL PRETTY

Chun: why not ALL OF THEM?!

*bonus*

Mongolia: Tibet's totally gonna wear the dress

Tibet: is that so?

Mongolia: *nervous sweat* y..yes?

Tibet: *slowly picks up scissors* I swear to Buddha I'll cut you're braid right off

Mongolia: I mean... I'LL WEAR THE DRESS Hahaha...ha..

Tibet: good boy *winks* can't wait to see your surprise for me during the honey moon

Kazakhstan: oh so that's why you're in a wedding dress?

Mongolia: the things I do too bang a monk

((I had soo much fun writing this one XD))