Amechu Crack Two

Engaged?! Ha!

Xiao: Yao, I'm engaged.

Yao: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Slaps knee* HAHAHA oh you kill me! Hahaha! Oh.. You're serious? Congratulations.. Holy shit.

Xiao: ......I'm a lovable man too dipshit

Allen: don't let him rustle ya up babe

Xiao: Chun, I'm Engaged.

Chun: What? No way! Congratulations! Tell me everything! I need DETAILS

Xiao: Oh look, you're now my favorite *high fives chun and flaunts that ring*

Chun: SO COOL!

Xiao: Zhu, have you heard the news yet?

Zhu: *freezes* what news?

Xiao: I'm engaged.

Zhu: ..... WHAT?! you getta en-gaged to sambody and you don't terr Nobody?! What DUH HERR YOU DO-ING?! Furshermore WHO are you en-gage to exatly?

Xiao: *slowly hides behind Allen*

Zhu: question time *quizzes Allen like crazy*

Xiao: *whispers* I'm sorry babe

Zhu: o-kay, you have bressing.

Allen: *eye twitch*