convenience store kiss • dojae

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Jaehyun's a happy camper. The reason? He just scored the cute cashiers number and not only that, but also he's alive! For the first time in his life, Jaehyun was glad he humiliated himself in front of his crush. See, everything eventually works out, right? Well, nope. According to the universe, it seems to have a love and hate relationship with Jaehyun and it just so happened that the universe chooses this moment to place all it's hatred on him.

And, that was the sound of Jaehyun's fifteen minutes of happiness becoming one with the air. He entered the living room of the apartment and was greeted by his sour puss roommate, Johnny. Oh great, he's going to hear a never-ending bickering of his sharp tongue and it's all because of the bottle of coconut milk he is holding in his hands.

"You're fifteen minutes late, punk." Johnny frowns, glaring at the poor bad boy who fought with a damn fruit knife―he almost died for crying out loud, and this was the so-called 'greeting' he got? To add more fire to the fuel, Johnny pretends to care―that's cute, and spits out a million questions for Jaehyun. Okay, just one, but with a large mouth like Johnny, there was more to come. "Why are you stupid?"

"Don't you mean late?" Jaehyun angrily tosses Johnny's damn coconut milk to him and thankfully, Johnny had skills and caught it just in time. Unlike someone over there who was known to have some slippery hands and well, feet too.

"No, I know what I said. No need to correct me, stupid."

Ouch, Jaehyun really feels hurt. He's been struck yet again by sharp-tongued Chicago boy over there and it's going to take some time to recover from that. Oh, my god, this was the monster he had to face every single day and it's no wonder Jaehyun spends most of his hours lingering the cute cashier guy's convenience store.

Now, being the bigger person out of the two, Jaehyun explains to Johnny why he was so late. It was totally a mouthful, and Jaehyun is even surprised at himself because he whips out the cute cashier guys number and shakes it all over Johnny's face. According to Johnny, it looked like Jaehyun was going to frame that wrapper on the wall as if it was something to be proud of.

"Wait a minute, you mean you were late all because of a phone number?" Johnny lifts up his eyebrow and crosses his arms as he judges Jaehyun really hard.

Obviously, Johnny doesn't notice Jaehyun's bad boy charms because without his black leather jacket and smooth as a baby's bottom skills, he wouldn't have accomplished in obtaining his sweetheart's number. It's only something Jaehyun can pull off, literally.

You know, the things he went through and the humiliation that followed him was so worth it. He thanks, god, his family and his wicked bad boy charms for everything. After all, without these slick moves, Jaehyun wouldn't have impressed his sweetheart with serving justice to that fruit knife robber. Okay, so he left out the part where his punches were like air, but it's not like Johnny was actually there to see the whole scene play.

"Don't you dare use that tone with me mister sour pants! I fought a damn fruit knife for this!" Jaehyun hisses and gestures to Johnny that he's just jealous that nobody loves him. Even his own mother was complaining to him the other day about how Johnny should 'get out there more' or at least date because he's always locked up in his room because of his professional gamer status. Yeah, Johnny plays games for a living and it's idiotic how people actually are willing to pay him for that.

Johnny believes Jaehyun's a liar. After all, he's not smooth at all.

"Okay, so you risked your life all for the sake of a phone number?" He gestures pointing to the wrinkled up piece of paper that Jaehyun seemly was so proud of. "It looks so gross, though."

Shaking his head, Jaehyun releases a laugh and followed by a shrug. He knows perfectly that Johnny is living up to his title of being the monster because he is looking green af. With a handsome and amazingly dashing face like his―how can he even look this good? combined with some cool skills, it's a fact that Johnny should be jealous. Oh boy, Jaehyun was so full of himself and it's all because of a damn phone number.

"I risked my life because my cute cashier guy was in danger! And plus, I'm his knight in a black leather jacket and he thinks I'm cool..."

Cool was a word that shouldn't be associated with this goofy bad boy that goes by the name of, Jaehyun.

Oh god, Johnny spits out half of his coconut milk all over Jaehyun and chokes on air. Cool? Jaehyun had to be joking. He was the opposite of what a cool person was. In fact, Johnny still thinks that Jaehyun's looks didn't match his personality at all. It's no wonder he's always the misunderstood bad boy in the neighborhood. People seem to fear him, but what's to fear when Jaehyun is secretly a cinnamon roll in a bad boy shell.

And, that was exactly the moment when Jaehyun cried because there was coconut milk all over his precious black leather jacket. He snatches the coconut milk out of Johnny's hands and walks over to the kitchen. He pours down the last bit remaining in the bottle down the drain right in front of Johnny's pitiful face.

Man, was Jaehyun savage when he wanted to be. But, this was a pure sin! He just wasted almost, but not really half a bottle of coconut milk. Although, Johnny felt regretful that he didn't finish the whole bottle, he wasn't even mad.

Johnny isn't as stupid as Jaehyun was, so he knows that if Jaehyun's efforts paid off in the end, then his idiot roommate can finally move out of the apartment! He can finally play his video games at ease and along with breezing through his commentary without Jaehyun rudely interrupting him to tone the noise down a bit. With a smirk, Johnny swings an arm around Jaehyun's neck.

"Aren't you going to give him a call, buddy?"

Ew, what? Buddy? Ridiculous! Jaehyun rubs his chin suspiciously at Johnny's drastic change in tone. He notices that Johnny is a little too friendly up in his business. Just a three minutes ago, Jaehyun dumped his dear coconut milk into the drain and by now Jaehyun should have earned himself a first class ticket to heaven. "Yeah, maybe later when you're not around."

"H―hey!" Johnny walks closer to Jaehyun with his devious smirk that makes him pray he survives whatever Johnny has in stored for him. Jaehyun prays that if he gets a hit or two, let it not be on the face, please!

"My buddy, don't you dare back away from me. I promise I won't bite."

Jaehyun is scared.

He wants to live, not die!

Johnny reaches over and grabs the cute cashier guy's number right out of Jaehyun's hands and immediately dials the number onto his smartphone. His precious wrapper was now in the hands of Johnny's coconutty hands. Jaehyun screams because he can hear Doyoung's voice over on speaker.

His angel just said hello.

Goodbye life, Jaehyun is going to voluntarily take that flight to heaven because Johnny decided it was a great idea to give him the push he didn't need, but also Doyoung just called him by his real name. His real name.

A/N:

/wheezes uncontrollably! I feel so weird for not updating for so long. And, we're back with the daily/weekly updates! Horray, finals are finally done and I have two weeks of free time to just write. I hope you guys enjoyed this update and in the next chapter it will be full of cheese. Be prepared for Johnny laughing at Jaehyun's cheesy pick-up lines and the moment we have been waiting all this time! Also, if you like this fic, please give it an upvote! ♥

I love y'all so much!

#justplsdatealready.

Okay, so I think this fic will be longer than I expected it to be. #whoops.