convenience store kiss • dojae

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"J-Jaehyun? Is that you?" The cute cashier boy stutters as he was unsure if it was the bad boy giving him the call. Doyoung expected Jaehyun to give him a call, but he didn't think he would call him at exactly one o'clock in the morning. The cute cashier guy was still working at the convenience store with his best friend, Ten.

"No, this is Johnny."

The cute cashier guy pauses and questions maybe this Johnny fellow got the wrong number. "I think you have the wrong―"

And again, the rude Chicago boy interrupts someone as angelic as Doyoung and responds with sass, "Don't tell me this is the wrong number!"

Jaehyun knew from the moment that his annoying roommate got himself involved with calling his sweetheart, it meant disaster. Not even his cheesy pick-up lines can fix the damage Johnny caused. It was that bad to the point where Jaehyun thinks he has to use his golden stash of amazingly cheesy pick-up lines because his 'regular' pick-up lines aren't going to woo the cute cashier guy's heart.

He pushes Johnny off of the couch and manages to successful steal his phone. Hell yes, now Jaehyun can finally talk to his―

"What the―"

The rude Chicago boy hits Jaehyun on his precious handsome face with a damn pillow and knocks the smartphone out of his hands with a second pillow. Now, Johnny was the definition of a savage. No, he was beyond that. Some say he was born with this savagery and Jaehyun agrees.

Johnny laughs hysterically. "That's my smartphone! Who gave you the permission to touch my baby with your greasy hands? He pauses, throwing a third pillow towards the already knocked out Jaehyun and shouts, "Did you say me? Of course, not!"

And there it was, Jaehyun's soul finally leaving his body. He can see the light. He can feel it. It's so close, maybe it's time for him to die of embarassment―

No! It isn't the right time. He still has to serenade the cute cashier guy with his cheesy pick-up lines and then score an official date. There is no way he's going to let Johnny of all people ruin this golden opportunity. After all, he fought a damn fruit knife for this! He risked his life for his babe! Damn universe, did it not see the action Jaehyun pulled at that convenience store?

With his little itty bitty strength left in his arms, Jaehyun sees the smartphone so close yet so far away from his premises. Using his left hand he tries his hardest to reach for it and he touches it, but...

"You snooze you lose buddy!" Johnny smiles, stomping on the bad boy's hands with his feet and grabs the damn smartphone and proceeds to sit himself back on the couch. Goodbye Doyoung, it was nice knowing him. He will always be Jaehyun's number one cute cashier guy.

"Hey boy, you still there?" Johnny asks, eyes staring at the poor pathetic bad boy lying on the ground covered in tears. Okay, maybe that was a bit too mean, but Jaehyun needs to man up. Oh god, those tears. He's such a crybaby.

The cute cashier boy was hesitant to respond back because it sounded like the two were having a battle royale through the smartphone. He coughs, trying to break up the awkward silence. "U―um, yeah. I'm still here."

Wow, this cashier guy was sure sounds like a keeper. He managed to not hang up after all the shit he just heard through the line. A part of Johnny seems salty that he doesn't know this dude personally because he seems pretty chill. Then again, he wasn't the kind of guy to have friends in the first place. After all, many of his friends were just like Jaehyun, stupid and pitiful, so he was like screw it. All his friends were virtual friends from games. Reality sucks and the virtual world was ten times better. Which is why he plays video games for a living.

Johnny doesn't even apologize because he's so rude as always and says, "Oh, Jaehyun wanted to tell you something. I'm handing him my phone, so keep it short because my battery is about to die."

That's not the only thing that is about to die. In the bad boy's mind, he was so going to get his revenge on that Chicago boy that almost ruined his every chance at impressing the cute cashier guy. It wasn't over until he says it was. He will always get the last laugh, watch!

"H―hey sweetheart," Jaehyun mouths, trying to sound like he won the battle between his roommate, but in the end, he was the one lying on the ground, holding an invisible white flag in his right hand.

Doyoung pauses, tone full of worry. "J―Jaehyun! Is that you? Are you alright?"

The bad boy was so blessed. The cute cashier guy sounded like he was actually worried about him. He really was an angel. Jaehyun frowns, eyes staring at the rude Chicago boy who had his feet crossed and was shaking his head. That rude boy was totally judging him! According to Jaehyun, he was the reincarnation of the devil himself, someone who made it his sole purpose in life to somehow ruin this bad boy's life. Jesus, it's working too!

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

The cute cashier guy giggles at Jaehyun's pick-up line and teases, "Don't you already have it?"

"Smooth! That was so smooth! My grandmother can do better than that!" Johnny sarcastically says, laughing at Jaehyun's golden pick-up lines. Yeah, it wasn't his best, but how was he suppose to come with that jazz when he just survived roommate battle part two?

Jaehyun gulps. His life depended on the next response to the cute cashier guy and with the help of his bad boy charms he smiles confidently, "Sweetheart, do you want to go on a date with me? This Saturday?"

"No, punk~ No, No, No―" A familiar voice came out of the smartphone and Jaehyun could swear he heard it before. It wasn't his cute cashier guy's voice, but it was definitely someone from the convenience store. Who was he? Ben? Wen? Fen? Yeah, it's totally Fen.

"Fen?"

"You douche! It's Ten! And no, Doyoung will not go on a date with you. I, his best friend in the world forbid you to ever date―"

Oh, there goes the smartphone right out of Jaehyun's hands because his roommate just snatched it away from him a second time. Jaehyun should change his title to the bad boy born with butter fingers.

"Ben, Ten, Fen, or Wen. I don't care who you are, but nobody dares yell at this pathetic excuse of a bad boy except me. You can tell that cashier boy to get ready for his date on Saturday because he will be there waiting outside of that stupid store."

From the other line, Jaehyun can hear a million curses coming from Ten's voice that should be censored for the goodness of his innocent ears. Johnny smirks because he has never felt so heated up from yelling at a stranger who he doesn't even know personally. "So who is this Ten guy?"

Tired and out of breath, Jaehyun is still on the floor because he went from 100 to 0 within a few minutes. He wheezes, "He's the other less important cashier guy who works at the convenience store." Man, that sure was a mouthful.

"Oh?" The rude Chicago boy rubs his chin and smiles mischievously. "Saturday, right?"

Jaehyun swallows. Oh no. This can't be good. He doesn't know if he should thank Johnny for sort of hooking him up with the cute cashier guy, but why does he feel like he won't make it out of this possible date alive? Great... Jaehyun loves his life so much.

A/N:

Lmao, you guys didn't expect that right? Of course, I didn't want this fic to be so predictable. Rude boy Johnny is the best version of Johnny anyone can ask for. I guess you guys kind of know who's the second otp pairing in this fic. Wow, looks like Johnny is finally going to step foot into the outside world and see how beautiful it is!

And, that's not the only thing he will think that's beautiful.

So, I guess this is going to be a double date? Idk. Lol, poor Jaehyun. Sorry bro, looks like that date always doesn't go as planned. Don't worry, you're still so coooool in my book.

#no

#plsjaehyunwillneverbecool

OKAY BYE.

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