Why Enoch? I understand that there's only three males in the loop, and then the fugh ships, but still since (spoilers) Fiona's dead, that does Leave Hugh open, Millard is cool, Horace is there as well, and Enoch is open as well, but everyone wants to go out with Enoch apparently. Why? Hugh is awesome. Millard is invisible but that is also awesome. Horace is... pretty much awesome, although he might not be the best because he can see the rest of your relationship. Enoch dismembers animals for a living. And puts their organs in other creatures. How alluring. Also, every book with Enoch in it as the main love interest has a name like 'The King/Queen Of Hearts' or some other thing related to souls. Actually, it just occurred to me that any peculiar ship is a good opportunity to use the word soul, as in peculiar soul. That's about all for now.
-BopperTopp Lampost Speaking Peculiar
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