This is not Not a Chapter, it is a chapter. But this chapter, Not a Chapter, is a chapter about chapters that aren't chapters. That is to say, chapters that are Not a Chapter, not chapters that are not Not a Chapter.
Are you confused yet?
This chapter is about the authors, that, in the middle of their story will pause and write about something that has nothing to do with the story. Like, 'Omg guys, we made 100 reads!' And then write a chapter that contains 100 words, then the next chapter is, 'Omg Guys, thanks for 200 reads!'. I can understand being happy, but isn't it jarring when in the middle of your book, when you're into the story, the author just
OMG GUYS I WAS TAGGED!
FAV FRUIT: StrawberriKiwiLemonZestGrapefruit
UNCLE'S NAME: JARED SPRUCE!!
TAGS
@RANDOFROMTHESTREAT
@SELFISH TIGER NAMED Bob
stops in the middle of the story to thank you, or do tags? It's jarring and really annoying. If you get tagged, write in in a tag book. If you want to say thanks to your readers for the reads, put it in an author's note at the begging or end of a chapter.
Ironically, the inspiration for this chapter came when I realized this book has 2100 reads, and I wanted to write a thanks, but then realized how annoying and skippable those chapters usually are, so I wrote this instead.
Speaking of which, thanks for all the reads, votes, and comments! I never thought this book would get very popular, and while I'm a decent writer, I didn't think it would be this readable. Well, have a nice day everyone.
-BopperTopp
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