Clothes

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A/N: soooo I got a new phone... Aaaaand I apologize for the weirdness in the previous chapter.... If you feel uncomfortable about it, please feel free to comment, and tell me, so I can either delete it or edit it to make it less cringey. Anyways, HAPPY READING FAM!!!

So... Clothes.
A lady's best friend and worst enemy.

Berst frenemy.... You see how I just mixed them up?

I'm going to be honest here, I HATE shopping... But I need to shop.

Why? Because I am a girl.

No matter how many times we shop for new clothes to update our closet, we ALWAYS end up with the line:

I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR.

Even if our closets are overflowing with clothes, even if we try so damn hard to close it.... Them closets gone open again.

And you know what pisses me off the most?

It's when I'm stuck in situations like these, and someone comes in and tells me: You have so many clothes. Pick one already and hurry up!!

Like excuse me?

Do you know what I'm feeling right now? Don't you think that I KNOW that?

I know I have lots of clothes, okay? But I don't know what exactly my organs are battling to pick.

It's like a goat in a field, filled with green long grass. It gets lost... it doesn't know the amount of grass to consume since it is unlimited, so it's entire being just explodes.

Did I just compare girls to a goat?

Yes, yes I did. I am one he'll of a proud goat.

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A/N: so THAT is all I have for you guys today, because my phone keeps slipping out of my hands... Even though it's huge and fits my hands perfectly... But I'm lying in bed... sue me.

Okay blease don't zue me. I am BROKE AF😂😂😂😕.

Okay so I have lost my energy, so now I am OUT.

PEACE!!!!

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