strange fangirl book

I'm a sucky person

Random bad thing about me:
When I meet people I usually like talking to them and I'm like yeah we're friends.

But I usually end up not liking them within 2 days.

For example. There was this girl I met and she seemed really cool and she came over and we played Mario kart together. (Come on that confirms a true friendship) Then the next day she wouldn't stop talking about guys and she was all 'I have all the social media.' 'By the way 5 different guys have a crush on me.' 'I'm the popular girl.'
(Anyone else sensing a be more chill plot here)

This happens with basically everyone I meet. Except for a few people. And that's my actual friend group.

But also people on wattpad. I've never got annoyed with friends I have on Wattpad.

So I stuck to just one group since around 2nd grade. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

Anyways my mom's always getting on me about how I need to make more friends and how I should talk to people.
EVERY TIME I TRY I THROW THEM IN THE DUMP CUZ I HAVE A BAD PERSONALITY

But if you're reading this you're most likely not one of those people.
All the people I'm following are the people I actually like.

But to other people I suck and I hate that I can't just like people I'M SO FRICKIN JUDGMENTAL IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY OMG

aojxbskqocbwben welcome to the tv show, why I hate myself (3 bazillion+ episodes)