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DON'T TOUCH

I'm in orchestra and my brother is in band and it's a constant battle of which is better.

We try to annoy each other more than usual

I call his clarinet an oboe
He calls my viola a violin

I smack him with my bow
He comes up behind me and blows as hard as he can into his clarinet and scares me with some super loud off key note

After he puts his clarinet pieces together I take them apart
He loosens the bow after I just tightened it

IT'S THE MOST ANNOYING THING LIKE DON'T TOUCH MY VIOLA