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BE MORE CHILL

OK

SO I KNOW

THAT WE ALL HATE JEREMEY'S SQUIP
I HATE HIM

But in 'a guy that I'd kinda be into' he just....

Jeremy: Is she talking about me?
Squip: Of course she is! I've been activating your pheromones. Keep it up.

I'M SORRY BUT THE WAY HE SAYS IT HE JUST SOUNDS LIKE A PROUD FATHER LIKE HE'S SO PROUD OF JEREMY
THE WAY HE SAYS KEEP IT UP IDK I CAN'T

I KNOW HE'S JUST TRYING TO TRICK JEREMY AND MAKE HIMSELF SOUND LIKE THE GOOD GUY I KNOW

BUT HE JUST SOUNDS SO PROUD AND EXCITED THAT CHRISTINE NOTICED JEREMY (even though she didn't it was Jake you know)
BUT YEAH

I STILL HATE HIM

BMC rant over