bow down mortals

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Birthdays....so I'm eating cake...but all the other peasants get to eat too?

It's my day of birth I should sit in a throne and eat cake while I force them to sit there and watch.

Maybe I can give them my leftovers and they can burn them as a sacrifice for me.

That's a much better version of a birthday party.

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