Alfie Lewis

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"Oh no, not the toothbrush! "

"Hello space girl! Or bloop-bleep-blap as they say in your language."

"Oh, okay, you gotta let me know when you change nicknames. I mean, last week you were Captain Spaghetti."

"No, they just swivel and point at you until you go OH (Falls off chair, then gets back on), continue."

"It's for Amber. New girlfriend, new Alfie! "

"Without it, I am nothing."

"And then there was the time Jerome stole Mrs. Andrew's scarf because it smelled like her perfume and snuggled up in bed with it because he was missing his mum."

"Fancy a bite?"

"Who's the Maestro?"

"And I want to be a Millionaire!"

"Murdering she'll be coming around the mountain "

"That's like 5 times this term. You need to get a new punishment. Like make me watch 48 hours of tv or something. I hate tv!"

"Show yourself alien lady!"

"Okay Nina, you're going to make me look normal. "

"He's good."

"Trudy, I missed your peanut butter cookies so much. One night, I even dreamed I was one."

"Falls of his chair in amazement"

"Egg-aggerate. Nice one, Trudy."

"what does it say?"

"Hey, guess what I am? A party animal! Yeah!"

"Unless, you don't have wings, do you?"

"Change your name, go to a witness protection program...Oh I know! Get a different face. "

"Oh, um....Hey, look. Food. "

"Welcome to We Love Mara Land! Population: Jerome! "

"Why would anyone want to be subtle? Jerome!"

"Where dollies go to die!"

"And maybe the ladies will go for the whole half man, half animal thing. It seems to work for that Jacob Black dude, and Amber loves him."

"No way! Did what?"

"What? We stil have, like, four minutes."

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