Slender: "Up and at 'em everyone!"
Jeff: "Get someone at least get their beauty sleep?"
Liu: "I'm sorry but didn't you burn off your eyelids?"
Nina: "That's true Jeff! You did burn off your eyelids."
Jeff: "Ugh!"
Offender: "Brother, where are we off to?"
Splendorman: "THE PARK!"
Sally: "Oh goodie gumdrops!"
Toby: "Well off we go then!"
*They walk down to the park and set up a picnic*
Trenderman: "It is so peaceful out here."
*A bird lands on his shoulder*
*Suddenly the bird is destroyed in a blast of fire*
*Everyone jumps and turns to look at a tall red demon*
Gary: "Where's the Bible when you need it?"
Offender: "Hello old friend!"
Gary: "I'm sorry what?"
Offender: "Guys, meet Zalgo. He was a dear old friend of mine back then. So how are your daughters doing?"
Zalgo: "Fine."
Offender: "Why don't you come sit down?"
*Zalgo sits beside Sally and Gary*
*Gary is extremely anxious about being near Zalgo*
Zalgo: "Chocolate chip cookies?"
*Splendorman nods*
*Zalgo takes a bite and eats the rest of the plate soon afterward*
Sally: "Aw."
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LIVES: Creepypasta Series|📑+🤣
HumorWelcome to the adventures of a lifetime with a teenage fangirl named Quinn, her twin brother whose paranoid about these creatures, and their friend Ivy who Offender wants to seduce her. What MORE could you ask for? 1# in the LIVES Series
