*Quinn walks into the kitchen*
*Everyone stares at her*
Gary: "Oh God....."
*Quinn pours a bowl of cereal*
*She sits down at the table*
*Offender walks into the room whistling*
*Everyone stares at him*
Offender: "What is the matter with you?"
*Quinn walks past him and Offender notices*
Offender: "Well screw me."
Gary: "WHY DID YOU DO IT WITH MY SISTER?!"
*He shakes Offender*
Jill: *distance* "Who's the father!?"
Quinn: "I don't know."
Offender: "Oh! Just because I seduce women and marry them doesn't mean I actually have children with them! I know what I do."
*Every girl runs into the room and sees a baby in Quinn's arms*
Jeff: "Well that went fast."
*They all walk over and look at the baby but are shocked to discover*
Toby: "PAPA!"
Offender: "I'm sorry what?"
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LIVES: Creepypasta Series|📑+🤣
HumorWelcome to the adventures of a lifetime with a teenage fangirl named Quinn, her twin brother whose paranoid about these creatures, and their friend Ivy who Offender wants to seduce her. What MORE could you ask for? 1# in the LIVES Series
