*Gary enters the kitchen where the slender brothers are having breakfast*
Gary: *mumbles* "So far, no one's dead."
*He sits down and Splendorman sets down a plate of pancakes with heavy amounts of chocolate*
Gary: "It's after Halloween, why not?"
*He takes a bite and Offender is reading a magazine*
Offender: "What are you looking at kid?"
Gary: "Put on some pants or you'll get the police involved!"
Offender: "I have a date."
Gary: "It better not be with-"
Offender: "I make no promises. Besides, I do as the Devil says."
Gary: "Hold on."
*He takes out his phone and calls Lucifer*
Gary: "Why yes, there is someone here named Offender and he says he does 'as the Devil says'. Is that true?"
Lucifer: "What is this even about? I hardly even know that name!"
Gary: "Offender?"
Offender: "Oh look at the time! My date's here!"
*Offender gets out of his seat and opens the front door to reveal a witch*
*Offender hops on and they fly away into the sky*
Gary: "Touché."
*He hangs up on Lucifer and looks over at Trenderman who is trimming a plant*
Trenderman: "Beautiful."
*Gary looks over at Slender who is gazing out the window*
Slender: *sighs*
Gary: "Something bugging you?"
Slender: "It's just that-that house held many memories for me."
Gary: "I guess?"
Slender: "I'm gonna take a walk."
*Slender leaves out the door and several people begin to scream*
*Splendorman wraps his arm around Gary*
Splendorman: "PARTY!"
Gary: *sarcastic* "Whoop-ee."
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LIVES: Creepypasta Series|📑+🤣
HumorWelcome to the adventures of a lifetime with a teenage fangirl named Quinn, her twin brother whose paranoid about these creatures, and their friend Ivy who Offender wants to seduce her. What MORE could you ask for? 1# in the LIVES Series
