*BEN comes running into the kitchen with a book*
BEN: "Look at that language!"
*He opens the book and reads a few words*
BEN: "-BEEEEEP-!"
*Sally looks up*
Sally: "BEN! How dare you say that!"
BEN: "What'd I say? I only said -BEEEEEP-."
Sally: "There it is again! Jane!"
Jane: "What are you even reading?!"
BEN: "A book called Scarring Words."
Jane: "-BEEP-."
Sally: "Make it stop!"
Quinn: "Why you guys saying bad words? Shame on you."
BEN: "Hey there's something funny in here. It says Patrick your -beeeep- is showing!"
Quinn: "Ew. You did not just say........"
Splendorman: "An adult joke."
*Everyone looks at him*
Splendorman: "The most horrid of every joke there is. The forbidden words."
Gary: *whispers to Jeff* "We need to burn the book now."
Jeff: "Oooooh! I wanna see!"
*He races over and says a bunch of words*
Jeff: "-Beeeeep- a -beeep-."
Splendorman: "My word."
Offender: "Now you're speaking my language Jeff."
Jeff: "I'm sorry what?"
*Offender wraps a tentacle around Jeff and takes him away*
*Gary runs over and takes the book outside*
*He then sets it on fire*
*When he enters, everyone is suddenly saying the bad words*
BEN: "-Beep- it!"
Jane: "What the -beep-?!"
Sally: "Silence the -beeeeep- words!"
Splendorman: "Who has created this?! We're -beeeep-!"
Gary: "Maybe it wasn't such a good idea."
*Toby enters with a camera and Timothy and Brian*
Timothy: "My word."
Brian: "We must report this."
Toby: "Maybe later?"
Timothy: "Why not? -Beep- school!"
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LIVES: Creepypasta Series|📑+🤣
HumorWelcome to the adventures of a lifetime with a teenage fangirl named Quinn, her twin brother whose paranoid about these creatures, and their friend Ivy who Offender wants to seduce her. What MORE could you ask for? 1# in the LIVES Series
