Hetalia Zodiacs

Precious Canada

Ep 1

Canada: My name is Canada, I'm six years old, and imma beauty queen!! America drive me around to pageants!
____________In The Car__________
America: SUCK MY DICK!
___________Back Home___________
America: He's my precious Canada

America: Today Canada's competing to be little miss tiny tits, in a parking lot of a waffle house, outside of Chunky, Mississippi, we got a fifty two hour drive ahead of us. So it's like fuck
__________Outside____________
America: Lets go, c'mon we're gonna be late get in your car seat

Canada: No
America: Get in your car seat, young man, let's go

Canada: No, it's covered in ticks

America: What do you mean it's covered in- Oh my God
____________Inside__________
America: Canada took a big shit in his car seat so I put it out in the field to air wash, and lo and behold fuckin' ticks. But we didn't have any time to do anything about it.

Canada: Mmhm

America: So he's just gonna get ticks
_____________In The Car___________
Canada: My blood tastes like monkey bars

America: My leg cramping something fierce. Canada baby come up here and take the wheel, you gotta drive baby, I gotta stick my melon out through the top, to stretch my gams
*somehow he got his torso out of the moon roof*
America: Auhhhh, ahh that feels good
{You good bro??}
America: No swerving now

Canada: No swervin'

America: Straight as the gays ain't

Canada: No swervin, no swervin

America: *Le gasp* SWERVE, SWERVE, SWERVE

Canada: YOU SAID NOOOOO
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America: So we hit a dog

Canada: I made a dog dead
__________Back outside_______
*Canada is doing CPR to the dog*
America: That's a messy dead-y doggy
____________Home_______________
America: And it was big honking dog like a werewolf or something, we couldn't just leave it out in the streets for people to see what we did, so we took it with.
__________In The Car______
Canada: America I can't breath over it!

America: You got a nose don'tcha?

Canada: I don't wanna smell it though

America: You gotta smell it

Canada: I don't wannu!!

America: You gotta smell the dead dog honey, you hit the dog you made the dog dead, now smell the dead dog, you gotta smell the goddamned dog you darn did dead that's what's called responsible.

Canada: *demon noises*

America: Are you smelling it?

Canada: No!

America: I swear to god, Precious Canada, if you do not small the dog I will murdet a second dog and pile of on top of the first murdered dog, now are you smelling it!?

Canada: Yeah

America: How's it smell

Canada: Bad

America: That's right
_______________Time skip_______
America: So we made it to the pageant and Canada didn't place so he's a little bummed. But for every black cloud there's a little white neighborhood

Canada: The ticks picked the dog!

America: That's right, no more ticks they on the dog now
_______Outside_________
America: C'mon baby let's sit wash you

Next Time On Precious Canada!!

America: As a parent you gotta answer some difficult questions
_______________In The Car_______

Canada: America?

America: Yes baby

Canada: Where do babies come from

America: ..........Dicks and pussies
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{Please Read}
Hey guys, so this is gonna be a thirteen part series, I fell in love with this, but I have a question for you, should I change the characters or keep it the same? Here are some suggestions
Denmark and Iceland

England And America

Prussia and Germany

America and Canada

Or Add Your Two Favorite Hetalia Characters And Tell me which part they should get!!