{This is a Denmark X Reader, I'm actually going to TRY to write an X Reader}
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(Y/N) means 'Your Name'
"This is a nice stick,
I like sticks" (Y/N) said while pecking through the forest.
"Lemme smash,
Please" Denmark or Matthias came out of the woods
"No Denmark
Go find Norway" (Y/N) said causually rejecting the dane
"You want sum fuk?" Denmark said looking curiously at (Y/N)
"No Denmark
I don't want sum fuk-"
"I got u blue" Denmark said cutting off (Y/N)
"Hey gurl
You want sum tail?" The same said getting too close for comfort
"Ugh
Your tail is small" (Y/N) said lightly shoving Denmark back
"Wot
Swiggity swooty" Denmark said while holding stick
"You want yellow?
They don't want yellow
Blue and yellow......no....." Denmark sighed.
"Denmark
I'm leaving" (Y/N) left
"NO!
Wait!
Lemme smash!"
*Depressing Music*
"What has my life cum to
(Y/N) thot my tail was big
(Y/N) used to lemme smash
But (Y/N) is smashin' Sweden
Sweden is a hoe" Denmark says as anger takes over
"Fuk dis nest!
Fuk Sweden!
I need you (Y/N)
(Y/N) lemme smash" Denmark yelled
"Ima get that bitch a stick!
Bitches love sticks!"
"Wrong stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick.
Need stick!
Got stick!
(Y/N) I got stick
lemme smash!" Denmark has left
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