Hetalia Zodiacs

Precious Canada

Ep 2
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Canada: My name is Canada i'm six years old and imma beauty queen, America take me around to pageants.
_________In the car_______________
America: *holds up gun* I didn't know we had this
*GUN SAFTEY AMERICA*
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America: He's my precious Canada
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America: Today Canada's competing to be Miss Tallahassee Tiny Hussy, in the basement of  a shut down staples. We have been driving around for a hundred and four hours because we got lost a fucking times, so we're pretty tired
_____________In the car____________
America: Drink this up baby
*Hands back some strange overly American drink*

Canada: What is it?

America: Monster energy drink, Frappuccino, and Dayquil

Canada: *Drinks a little* It stings my inside neck

America: It'll do that

Canada: *throws up*

America: Oh it's okay baby let America stir it up, it's okay let America stir it up there we go
*How many fucking times can we say America*

Canada: It tastes like pizza

America: Well.......that was breakfast
_________Inside___________________
America: If I threw out every drink he ever drunk and puked up, I would be throwing away every drink he ever drank, so yeah he eats his puke sometimes
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America: Wanna practice your dance, *Turns on Nickelback, oh dear lord  save me* Yeah, that's right keep on shakin' it

Canada: *Falls out of the car*
_____________Inside______________
America: Now I ain't got eyes on the back of my melon, so I didn't notice that Canada has danced his way right out of the car............and for four hours after, so I did what any good American would do, I prepeared to do this myself
____________On the Highway_____
*Someone honked at America, those sick bitches*

America: HEY, TAKE IT EASY I'M A FUCKING PRINCESS
_________With Canada_________
Canada: I have seen America hitchike so I knew just what to do. *Lifts up shirt, and the fangirls pass out from Canadian STDs*

England: Where are your parents?

America: America told me if I ever got lost give them this. *Gives England a folded up more that says 'Keep it?'*

England: This is fine, this is fine for all of you filming, your not going to anything about this?
_____With America & Canada_____
America: The good news is, that a nice old man picked up Canada and brought her to the competition in the Nikelback of time. And she got first place! Which is really good for her, the bad news is that I got fourth place, or I would have if there was a fourth place.....which there was not *America atempts to touch Canada's trophy, - Lenny Face Insert-*

Canada: You touch this I call a social worker

Next Time Precious On Canada

America: Canada, do not pick your nose with that gun, and do not eat those boogers off the gun