Ep 3
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Canada: My name is Canada i'm six years old, and imma beauty queen! America take me round to pageants
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America: I have not touched the wheel in a while
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America: He's my precious Canada
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America: Today Canada's competing to be best drifter midriff, under the bridge by that not mural of a dick. We're here and they're the fuck over there so we have to drive through the night.
___________In the car___________
America: Precious Canada
Canada: What?
America: America's falling asleep, I'm going to need you to scream at me
Canada: America no
America: Fine you can crash and did and he'll and burn, for not screaming at America like he ask
Canada: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Canada, stop, it sounds wrong*
__________Home__________
Canada: America take a poll to stay awake and a pill to go to sleep, and if he takes another either his heart explodes, PSHHHHH!
__________The car_________________
Canada: Ahhhhh....ahhh
America: That gonna work none, let's find a place to sleep for the night *Pulls car over Canada falls out, again*
America: Now imma grown man, so I get the master bedroom, don't worry Canada is all sat up in the trunk,
America: The control unit may illuminate the break system warning light, and A.B.S warning light on simultaneously, the problem is likely to be electonic force break distribution system, and they all lives happily ever after
Canada: Another one!
America: We ain't got time for another one, you got to go to bed
Canada: But I'm not tired anymore
America: Wanna practice your song for tomorrow *Shuts the Trunk*
Canada: My name is Canada l, like the country, I'm six years old and I'm cute as shit
_________With Germany______
Germany: My name is Germany, I'm the owner of a great Italian
*If you know~* And the owner of the holy Germany. Now in this particular stretch of highway, we do indeed find a lot of cars that have been abandoned, so we pick them up, take down to the junkyard where they are in return converted into scrap metal
______________The Junkyard______
Canada: My name is Canada like the country, I'm six years old and I'm cute as shit
Prussia: STOP THE CAGE
Germany: *looks at camera crew* were ya'km gonna say something!
________In the store___________
Germany: You know sort of crushing a human being in a car, I can't go through that for a third time
America: So we missed competition, but they have us all seventy five of these dollars, and while bunch of new books for Canada. How to change a tire on a Nissan Versa
Canada: I bet it gets changed
America: We'll have to wait and see
Next Time On Precious Canada
Canada: America, what's heaven like?
America: Like target but everything free
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