Naruto 1/2

Part 7

"....So if you were doused by cold water you will be turned into a toddler, and if you are doused with hot water you will revert back. Be reminded that we tend to attract water so best if you had hot water with you all the time 'ttebayo. That was only ment for a joke and I was going to turn you into a squirrel but I am planning on doing that to unfortunate souls came across. And what did I miss?....hm....ah! I am going to tell jiji to list this Spring Cursed Powder as one of the Forbidden Artifacts currently owned by Uzumaki Naruto! Dattebayo!!!" Naruto exclaimed as he waved his arms around like a headless chicken.

"Is this kid never stop talking?" Zabuza complained to Kakashi

"No. It's best if you let his over flowing energy drained out. He's really hyper and hand full" Kakashi answered as he giggled perversely while reading the familiar orange book

"You have a point Naruto san. I will keep that in mind and remind Zabuza sama about restocking hot water on a kettle in his storage scroll" Haku nodded and blinked when water came out of nowhere and sprayed on Naruto's head, changing him into a girl

"Oh come on! That's not fair 'ttebayo!" Naruto whined

Naruto turned to Kakashi who poured hot water on his head from a thermos. Naruto sighed as he keep babbling.

"Shut up Dobe. You're being annoying" Sasuke grunted

"Teme!"

.......

"HUH?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T?!?!?! JIJ DO SOMETHING!!!" Naruto screech

Currently, Team 7 with Zabuza and Haku is standing in front of the Council. They had to be the other witness if Zabuza and Haku were to join the ranks. And it was going downhill.

"Leave it be brat. We're leaving" Zabuza sighed

"No! I am going to prove the two of you are good! If it weren't for you Gato is still alive and if weren't for Haku Sasuke should be dead from blood loss! We owe you 'ttebayo!" Naruto yelled, this got the council's attention especially the civilian and the advisors.

'The Uchiha's life was saved by them?!' they thought.

'Use the Haku healing Sasuke also Zabuza's rank as one of the Seven Swordsmen. You can exaggerate it. It will get their attention and maybe agreement' Minato said in Naruto's mind

'Good idea. Thanks dad' Naruto grinned

"Of course it would be unfair. Yeah sure you are a mercenary and all but that was all to survive right 'ttebayo! You just saved Sasuke teme's life and he is like what....uh....the Leaf's Prince or something? And Zabuza's also one of the Infamous Seven Swordsmen of the Bloody Mist wielding the Executioners Blade and he and 'Ninja Copy Cat Kakashi' sensie were in toe to toe while battling! It was awesome 'ttebayo! Konoha would surely need another powerful Shinobi joine our ranks, right 'ttebayo? Surely the council will reconsider" Naruto said

'The Kyuubi brat is using his head, and is using the Uchiha as his trump card. Whatever he is planning it's working very well on the civilian side' Danzo thought

'Naruto you have grown' Kakashi eye smiled

"Hn. Dobe" Sasuke grunted 'Since when did Naruto get to be a diplomat?' Sasuke thought

'CHA!!!! Naruto baka should shut up and let our Sasuke kun do the talking! He is more convincing than that blonde baka!!!!' inner Sakura yelled

'Cha! You're right inner!' Sakura agreed mentally

"How do we know we can trust you? Seeing that the.......Uzumaki recommends you to join our ranks" one of the civilian said