There in the water prison is his sensie trapped and unable to move. Naruto could help but it will risk revealing his 'cursed' form but they would find out sooner or later. Naruto glanced at Sasuke.
"Lend me your ear Sasuke....i have a plan" Naruto said, Sasuke gave a glance at Naruto who handed Sasuke the Uzumaki no Kasa, Sasuke was confused but had his grip tightly on the Kasa and to his surprise when Naruto let go it was lighter like how a normal Kasa should.
"NO! GO AND SAVE YOURSELVES!!!" Kakashi yelled
"Shut up sensie. Those who abandoned the mission are scum but those who abandoned and betray their comrades are worse than scum" Naruto said before the three Genins turned to Tazuna
"Go. Save your sensie" Tazuna said and the plan was set in motion.
Naruto created a bunch of clones that gang upon Zabuza's clone but was flung back. Naruto transformed into a Fuuma Shuriken before his clone tossed him to Sasuke who caught on with the plan and spun the Fuuma Shuriken
"Demon Windmill Shuriken" Sasuke launched the shuriken and the Kasa forward.
"Fools!" Zabuza's clone was about to flung it away when the Fuuma shuriken made a detour and the red Kasa pierced through the liquid clone thus dispelling him.
Zabuza caught the Fuuma shuriken and braced for the Kasa when it suddenly opened and showed the rotating Uzumaki clan symbol. On the other side Naruto poof in existence with his giant spatula in attempt to slice Zabuza in half but Zabuza leap to the side to avoid being hit and Naruto was kicked on his back that sent him forward and into the water as he grabbed his umbrella and dropped her giant spatula and used the umbrella as his floating boat to not get wet. Surprisingly the umbrella didn't sunk
"That was a clever idea Naruto. You've grown!" Kakashi said
"Yep! Well my original plan is to stab a kunai on Zabuza using the Fuuma Shuriken Sasuke throw as my diversion but I did not expect him to throw the umbrella as well so I switched with my clone on the umbrella that was transformed as a kunai and I opened the latched and unsealed my Spatula to cut Zabuza in half and clean off his arm. Freeing you from the water prison was just a bonus though 'ttebayo!" Naruto exclaimed
"I was merely distracted brat. Now die!" Zabuza twirled the fuuma shuriken and ready to throw. Naruto whistled and the giant spatula flew to his hand as he held it in front of him.
"I don't think so. You're not harming my Genins while I'm around" Kakashi said as he blocked the shuriken with his hand
'My, Kakashi sure had grown' the male voice said
'Yep! Kashi kun looks cool 'ttebane!' the female agreed
'Hey what about me 'ttebayo?!' Naruto pouted when the voices laughed
'You are cool to Naruto'
'Yeah you're cooler than Kashi kun 'ttebane!'
'Got that right 'ttebayo!'
"Hn Dobe" Naruto blinked back in reality when he realized where he was.
Sasuke was carrying him bridal style that made Naruto turned 50 shades of red and glared when Sasuke dropped him on his ass.
"Teme!" Naruto glared before turning to where Kakashi and Zabuza were battling.
Two gigantic water dragon roaring and clashing with one another before it cancels each other. Naruto whine and groaned when he found himself wet and how on his cursed form. Instead of a blonde blue eyed boy is a girl with red hair with purple eyes that was an inch or two shorted than the former and she was wearing the same Orange jumpsuit Naruto wore and she had no whisker marks but she has pinkish red lips and purple eye shadow. Naruto snatched the umbrella from Sasuke who stood there wide eyed.
"Now I'm wet! It'll take time before I find hot water and change myself!" Naruto groaned
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Naruto sat by the table with Team 7 tazuna, Tsunami, and Inari occupying the seats. In front of her is a cup of cold/tap water and another cup of hot water. Naruto is back on his boy for with his jumpsuit.
"An old man had given me some stuff that I thought was junk a few weeks ago, 'ttebayo. That being the Spatula, the Uzumaki no Kasa, a Lightning based bonken and two box, one contained powered curse spring essence and the other is filled with clothes, unisex clothes to be specific. I am guessing that the owner of those had the same problem as I do, 'ttebayo" Naruto said
"That doesn't answer our question baka" sacra said
"I'm getting there 'ttebayo! Anyways....i was planning on pranking that Closet Pervert Ebisu when it back fired, 'ttebayo. I was setting a trap and he was under it before he suddenly teleported away. I left and came back that afternoon and I was oblivious I was under it when Konohamaru tripped on the trigger and the pail of water fell on me, and now I can change from being a male to female. Tap water or maybe cold will turn me into a girl and hot water turns me back into a boy. The shop where I got the stuff is gone....instead of a rundown shop it was a brick wall like it was never been there, 'ttebayo. I asked Iruka sensie and Hokage jij about it when I told them what happened and they said that no such shop existed in the Leaf in the first place." Naruto said as he grabbed the cup that has cold water and pour half of it in his head and he turned into a beautiful red head before grabbing the one with hot water and pour it on his head
"Now you got the advantage down. You won't need a henge on your sexy jutsu" Kakashi said
"No way am I going to use that jutsu all the time, it's just a diversion for me to get away from trouble. And I found out the hard way that girl have shorted arms and legs than boys, 'ttebayo" Naruto sighed
"It was your fault it the first place! You deserve it!" Sakura yelled
"Watch it pinkie. I can turn you into an ugly bug and crush you if I wanted to. I never said that I have ran out of the cursed powders 'ttebayo" Naruto smirked as he showed her the sachet that labeled 'Chinese Cursed Springs Essence: Essence from the Spring of the Drowned Cockroach' Sakura whimpered in fear as she imagined herself being turned into a bug and get stepped on by Naruto.
"You're too cruel Naruto" Kakashi said, Naruto smirked
"I know. I wonder if I can splash the water on Zabuza. That would be hilarious but a waste. Jij told me that this should only be used on crucial moment, besides he would probably know what's happening anyways 'ttebayo!" Naruto said
"Um Naruto right? Uh....when you 'change form' is it just outside appearance? Or involving the inside like you know the organs" Tsunami said awkwardly as she glanced at Inari who look disturbed. Naruto splash cold water on his face before she grope her breast
"Of course it's physical! Look!" Naruto yelled. Tazuna got a nosebleed, Kakashi blinked and giggled perversely, Sasuke blushed and look away, Sakura got jealous and angry, Tsunami was covering Inari's eyes while glaring when Naruto stopped
"All of it well more like physically but not mentally 'ttebayo. A Medic nin had examined me and yes it was found out that I can experience the monthly period normal girls experience, as the medic nin said and I quote: "Be careful out there gaki because you can become a girl and a guy with a mere water. That means it is possible for you to get pregnant if someone shove their dick on your vagina, so watch you and don't let anyone know that you can, we still need to run a few tests". I was scared for life when she gave me 'The Talk'. No way I'll let some bastar-"
"Language! My son is in the room!" Tsunami glared as she covered Inari's ears
"Naruto it's official that you are the Leaf's Number 1 Most Unpredictable Ninja" Kakashi said, Naruto shrugged
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Naruto 1/2
CasualeAfter the certain incident in the academy Naruto had to deal with the 'weird' things happening in Konoha as well as a certain fear of water.
