The Crazy, Mixed-up Life of Your Not-So-Average Teenage Girl

Thursday At School

AUTHOR’S NOTE

SOME OF THE STUFF IN THE STUFF IN THIS CHAPTER YOU WON’T GET IF YOU DON’T READ MY OTHER BOOK. ITS JUST HAS SOME POEMS IN IT. JUST SEARCH GRACECARTY AND IT SHOULD POP UP. OTHER WISE YOU WONT GET THIS CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was late……. Again. Big surprise right?

Haha yeah no.

I walk into my Grade’s hallway. I see my science teacher’s desks staked on top of each other blocking our lockers, and I see glittery string laying all over the hall way. That can only mean one thing……….

EIGHTH GRADE PRANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Near the end of the year every year we have eighth grade prank. Selected group of eighth graders come in at night and they pull a prank so they are remembered in middle school. I walk into my home room. I almost peed myself laughing. Mrs. Keys is the oldest of the 7th and 8th grade teachers. So, the 8th graders nick named her Keyes-a-saurous-rex. Mrs. Keys is one of the very few adults that gets teenage humor so she found it funny. Soooooo, there were a bunch of pictures of dinosaurs all over the room. Mrs. Keys desk sits in the in the corner of the room so what they did was they took all of our desks and stacked them on top of one another across the room and they had taken a roll of black paper and hung it up on the desks but they had cut out an entrance to her desk so it looked like a cave. Beside her desk were 3 wheelchairs. In front of the ‘cave’ was all of our chairs in a big circle an in the middle of the circle was red, orange, and yellow glittery string and popsicle sticks to make it look like a fire pit.

It was pretty friggin’ funny.

We then proceeded to clean out our lockers since we only had one day of school left. I found a sock, a shoe, a herseys wrapper, an empty juice box, and an old break-up note from my exboyfriend. I did not find another shoe or sock though. Weird.

Instead of having first period we signed year books. Some of the stuff in my yearbook said:

Hey Cat,

OMG, I remember when I first met you. You were one of my first friends in 5th grade I LOVE YOU!!!!!

You are awesome and don’t forget it! I will miss you soooooo much. Don’t forget me!

Love,

Sharon

Hey Cat,

I will miss toy soooooooooooo much! May the odds be ever in your favor! Do you want a sugar cube?

Love,

Summer S.

Cat,

I <3 you! I love you till the days go long! J We have had so many memories: dancing to 1D Lol. I am going to miss you so much! You know and the other things! Also, the time you were dancing w/ the Justin Bieber poster! :D “We can go nowhere but UP from here! My dear!”  I love to to the universe and back! (that is a long time) Any ways…… thank you for letting me play zombies with Josh while you listening to music or either playing on your iPod! You still have to give me a pair of socks! Lone you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so ao so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much!!!

Love,

Karen

Dear Cat,

I remember the first time I met you……….. wait no I don’t. But, I remember you were weird and loved to read. I honestly thought you were a NERD and would never be my friend. BUT U R!!!!!!! I love you so much and will miss you forever. I love your personality and how it lichts up a room, I love your weird/magical imagination, and your love for One Direction9even though they’re gay lol). I can’t believe we’re not going to see Catching Fire together =…(. But I will love you in my heart and thanks for being a turtle lovin’ and 1D lovin’ maniac!

Love your BFFFL,

Victoria

You’re my BFF for life! You’re really nice. Im gonna miss you so much! Keep in touch!

-Evan

Hey bbff (best bible friend forever)

Omg the Hunger games was an amazing series and the movie wasn’t that awesome………. I like penguins………. Randomness. And that hangman game in bible class (5/22/12)  that soooooo took my mind off boring bible. SOB…. SOB…Why are you leaving? Its gonna be so boring in school. Hope to see you soon.

-Joseph

Cat,

I’m gonna miss you so much. You better keep in touch. Have a good summer Mrs. Styles! Love you.

-Kitty (Kimberly) <3

Dear Cat,

Ur a great friend! We have o much in common like Hunger Games, Once Upon a Time, poems, finding strange stuff on the dollar bill, and lots more. I’m gonna miss you soooo soooo much next year! We need to hang out this year!

Love,

Rose

*THIS IS THE NOTE WHERE YOU NEED TO HAVE READ MY OTHER BOOK TO GET THE FULL MEANING OF THIS*

Dear Cat,

Me and you have become great friends at the end of the year. It sucks that you have to move next year. I will really miss you. You were the only person I could talk to about THG and Once Upon a Time as much as I wanted to. “I remember” when we became good friends when we found out we both watch Once Upon a Time and you stalk THG cast too!?!?!? I will reallllly miss you and promise you will stay in touch, don’t let your spirit tire, I’m still betting on you my girl on fire.

P.S. want a sugar cube?

Love,

Dianne D.

After I read Diana’s I just started crying like crazy I couldn’t believe I was moving. I had lived here for 5 years. This place is really the only thing I really remember. My thoughts were interrupted when the bell rings. I then move to bible class. When I got there I’m pretty sure I did pee myself from laughter. Mr. Jackson was against people like Justin Bieber,  The Twilight Series, Lil’ Wayne. He says it is “against Christian ethics”. Guess what his room was completely plastered with.

POSTERS OF JUSTIN BIEBER, TWILIGHT, SHIRTLESS TAYLOR LAUGHTNER, LIL’WAYNE SHIRTLESS SHOWING ALL HIS TATOOS, AND GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let’s just say the rest of that day was very interesting….