Chapter Nine: Games and Pranks

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•Percy's P.O.V.•

"So," I smirk as we all settled down. "First of all................HOW DA HECK DID YOU PEOPLE DIE ?!" I shriek, pointing at Jason, Piper and Clarisse.

"Protected a daughter of Hades from a darkon, about sixty empousai and a few hellhounds," Clarisse shrugs.

"A daughter of—" Nico falters.

"Died to get Annabeth to safety," Piper grumbles, outraged.

"Died to get Piper and Annabeth to safety..." Jason shrugs.

"Oh," I mumble. "Soooooo.....".

"Let's...err...lighten up the mood here," Leo smiles.

"How about a friendly game of truth or dare?"

+Connor's P.O.V.+

"It's.... shocking...but he didn't write anything for me?!" Travis and I pout in unison. "Probably because he forgot," Annabeth sniffled miserably. "or he didn't have time," Grover grumbled. "We need to find for him, Charon!" Gina, the newbie ginger, heartlessly pleaded. "It's Chiron, dear." Chiron corrects. "and we will search for him...won't we, Lord Zeus?". The lord of the skies looked outraged as he clenched his fists and teeth. "Of course," Zeus scowls. "But only because Poseidon will praise me when we find this scum--err I mean demigod hero." Poseidon immediately glared at Zeus when he heard 'scum'. "Father, I—" Artemis starts as her form flickers. She's there, she's not. She's there, she's not..."Holy S—" Artemis scowls before completely disappearing.

"Where'd she go?"

•Percy's P.O.V.•

Okay, so here's what happened:

Leo: Okay. Let's start. Bianca....truth or dare?

Bianca: Uhh...dare?

Leo: *grins like an evil maniac*

Bianca: Dear gods...

Leo: I dare you to...teleport Artemis from wherever she is...and bring her here...

Percy: Wait. You can teleport people?

Piper: Ever since...we...you know...died and appeared here...yeah...

Percy: O—....I—...E—....Y—...

Bianca: Get your (A/N: Here, she pronounced it as 'yur') jackets everyone and Valdez...I'm gonna kill you.

Percy: Jackets? What is going on?!

Astrid: We're sort of a small army...we have hooded jackets to hide our identities when someone arrives or if we want to leave...

Percy: *sucks in breath* Oooooohhhhh......

~5 minutes later~

*Artemis appears because Bianca summons her*

Artemis: TYX!!!

Zoë: You said somethin' dear?

Bianca: Dear me, Tyx is the name of (A/N: She pronounced it as 'uve') my mother.

Artemis: Who are you people?

Percy: Us? Oh, we're just a bunch of children who wants to kill certain gods and demigods. And we are just another group of people with nothing to do but wait and rot under here. No biggie.

Leo: *snicker*

Piper: *fake coughs* I think Lady Artemis would like to play truth or dare? [charm speaking tone]

Artemis: Huh? Y-yeah...I-I would love to...?

Jason: Uhh...is that good or bad?

Bianca: Artemis...truth of dare?

Artemis: Dire?

Bianca: Hihihihihi....

Nico: Styx.

Bianca: I dare you...to...kiss the cutest boy in the room!

Artemis: Wh-wh— WHAT?!

Bianca: Either that or lose a piece of—

Artemis: *removes her chiton revealing her with jeans and a muscle tee*

Leo: Whoa....

Percy: *whistles*

Jason: What...

Nico: The Styx....

Artemis: *shrugs* Umm...you over there! *points at Astrid* Truth err Dire?

Astrid: Wh—....Truth....

Silena: Chicken much??

Charles: *makes chicken sounds*

Astrid: No. It's because Lady Artemis can be very, very embarrassing.

Artemis: Excuse me?

Astrid: Go on!

Artemis: Right.........who...... do you like in this room?

*cricket, cricket, cricket*

Astrid: *sighs and removes her shoes and socks*

Artemis: WHAT?! SOCKS COUNT AS AN ITEM OF CLOTHING?!

Clarisse: Well, duh! You wear socks!

Artemis: Ugh. *face palms* Wait....why am I playing again?

Silena and Piper: Because you want to, right ? [charm speaking]

Artemis: *nods in agreement*

Astrid: AHA! PE—

Percy: *fake chokes*

Astrid: I mean...Ycrep (A/N: Yii-chrep or 'Percy' backwards) truth or dare?

Percy: Yc— ohhh... dare!

Astrid: I dare you to appear in the middle of Olympus and say this to Zeus!! *hands Percy a paper*

Percy: 370HSSV 0773H? (A/N: Credits to @daflufflyunicorn for this!!)

Astrid: Read it to Zeus or Athena or whoever upsidedown, doffus!

Percy: Hello a— ohhh....*teleports to Olympus, a smirk under his hood*

~In Olympus~

"HELLO—" I yell before I notice nobody's here. CH-B maybe? And so I teleport there and, surprisingly, appear in front of Annabeth, the Olympians and a crowd of demigods. My anger grew. "Hello, asshole." I scowl crumpling the paper and shoving it into Annabeth's hands. And before she could react, I was gone. I teleported back to Olympus and stuck papers with the worst insults I could think of  on every gods' throne. I also filled most with rotten junk and stuff. Not like I care if Annabeth or anyone knew it was me. Because Percy Jackson is gone. And he is never coming back.

Maybe.

Who knows, right?

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