Yeah. Here's some jokes ;)
Sorry to keep y'all waiting but I really am having a HUGE WRITERS BLOCK and I couldn't think of anything else to do....so....yeah...I found all these in the internet BTW..
#1 - Sassy Annabeth
Leo: *can make fire out of thin air*
Frank: *can turn into animals on command*
Percy: *can breathe underwater and make hurricanes*
Piper: *can convince people with just her voice to do anything for her *
Hazel: *valued jewels can pop up at her feet*
Jason: *flies and can make lightning*
Annabeth: *looks up from book* Shut up. I'm smarter than all of you combined! *flips hair and snaps fingers*
#2 - Evil Uncle Rick
Percy Jackson Fan: So...um...why are waiting for, like, 8 months for The House of Hades...?
Rick Riordan: Because I'm an evil man with evil intentions. LOL.
Percy Jackson: I mean.. seriously Uncle Rick...Annabeth and I can't stay in Tartarus for long!
Annabeth Chase: Percy, as long as I'm with you, I can take anything!
Rick Riordan: Oh...sorry Annabeth...Percy's going to leave you...
Annabeth Chase: WHAT?!
Rick Riordan: Yeah...I forgot to mention, Percy has this...well how do I explain this...his own adventure...
Percy Jackson: WHAT?!
Rick Riordan: Sorry...No spoilers. But I'll give you this little hint...Carter Kane
Percy Jackson: Huh..?
Rick Riordan: **NO SPOILERS**
Percy Jackson Fan: GREAT.. I ask why I have to wait longer and the Great Uncle Rick answers with a NEW RickHanger!
#3 - The Sea of Monsters Movie
Me: I'm not going to see The Sea of Monsters movie..
Friend: I am.
Me: Why?
Friend: I'm going to dress up like a camper and at the end, I'm going to stand up and scream that I was there and know what actually happened.
Me: ....
Friend: ....
Me: That's an awesome idea.
#4 - Call Me Maybe (HOO Style!)
Leo: I made a ship just to sail.
Piper: I hate my mom, can't you tell?
Percy: I was judo flipped by a girl
Annabeth: I miss you Seaweed Brain.
Frank: My life depends on a stick
Hazel: I've lived twice, you pile of schists.
Jason: I keep getting hit by some bricks
Coach Hedge: But you're all still weird cupcakes
Leo: My bike was rollin'. Get back Nymphs are coming. Scrawny, yeah you know it. WHERE'D YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY?!
#5 - PJO version of 'I Set Fire To The Rain by Adele'
Cause I set fire to the bread,
Watch it burn as my mom smacks my head,
Then she screamed and I cried so I ran outside into the rain,
The rain
Cause I set fire to the bread,
Then I throw it at Kronus' (A/N: or Minos) head.
Then he screamed and I laughed and I ran back inside out of the rain,
The rain!
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Lol I got the last one from a joke book that was originally the 'Peeta song'
So...
Yeah...dat's about it :P
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