If you're a guy skip til you see a bunch of rainbow emojis🏳️🌈
"So yeah guys if you can, donate to my patreon I really don't know where to fucking go at this point and uhh thanks for all the support." I smile before turning off the camera my smile quickly wiping off my face. Fuck what do I fucking do.
I edit my outro in and post it, 45 minutes remaining to publish...
Maybe I should tweet something like, "I got evicted." Nah I'll just wait here, staring at the minutes- boi it just said 45 minutes and now 120 minutes? What the actual fuck.
I open a new tab up and see that NFKRZ uploaded a new video.
"Elo blazes snow fuck hers ere." I ex that shit out cause I can't understand a word the Russian pig said.
*Ew I hate myself I just read that like a million months after I originally wrote it and I laughed let me die now*
Ughh... I guess I can check the time til published.
Well just fucking great, 200 FUCKING MINUTES NOW.
I shut my monitor off and crawl into my bed thinking about what I was gonna do, I have no money, no where to sleep, no where to fucking live like someone help me.
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I open my eyes, I'm laying next to my phone. I guess I fell asleep, I check my notifications. Twitter has a few and YouTube notifications have a lot. I click on YouTube and read some comments. Next I went to twitter... a few dm's from Pyro.
P: You actually got evicted? 4h ago
P: Yo if you need a place to stay you're welcome to come to my place. 2h ago
P: nvm I just realized you're in America 2h ago
Y: Sorry I was asleep, but yeah I got evicted.
P: Damn, I donated £3000
Y: How much is that in usd?
P: we have basically the same currency amount so I think it's like 3000 usd.
Y: Wait srsly?
P: yeah
Y: Were you serious about the staying at your place thing?
P: Yeah but you're in America so I wouldn't want you wasting your money on a ticket.
Y: oh... what if I waste your money on a ticket.
P: -address- 👌
Y: I'm actually a rapist so have fun being raped
P: That sounds delightful I cannot wait to be raped by you
I smile staring at his address, I repeat the street name and the numbers in my head smiling at the Casey Neistat emoji each time My eyes pass it.
Okay so how do I get a ticket? Do I go to the airport and buy it?
Oh wait it's online...
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Alright so I got a ticket to the uk, the plane lands about an hours drive from Pyro's house.
