My upside down life ... 18 and raising a three year old!

How i cope

"MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!" My daughter Samantha screamed

"What?" I asked worridly running up stairs

Sam looked at me and pointed at a brown mess on the floor

"I did a poo poo" She whispered

"Urgh, hunny , i told you to use your potty" I complained

Sam crossed her arms and looked at me angrilly

"Potty tried to eat me!" she whined

"What?" I asked biting my lip

"I was sitting on my potty brushing lillys hair when it made this sound" Sam put her hands over her mouth and made a farting noise

"Sweety , i think that was you..." I said laughing

Sam rolled her eyes, for a 3 year old , she had attitude

"Mummy, you are silly, why would i try and eat myself?" She said looking at me like my mother when she gets annoyed

"Never mind, how about we go do some painting?" I asked

Sams beautiful face lit up and she ran downstairs

"Careful!" i called after her

I was having a busy day , trying to find a job that Sam can come to aswell as she only had nursery twice a week , with out hiring a nanny

Its evan more difficult that i'm only 18, Sam was my perfect drunken mistake though

Heading down stairs i picked up the arts and craft box and brang it with me

Sam was sitting at the table singing a weird song to herself

"There was a star

who lived on a star

who was a sta-ar!" Sam chimed

I laughed at my funny little daughter

"Mummy , i want to paint a unicorn in a castle made out of fish!" Sam said eagerly

I groaned as i realised this was one of Sams hyper days, she acts random all the time

"What colour do you want to use?" I asked

"Well , i want the unicorn to be green, the castle to be green and the fish to be green" Sam noted

"But, you wont beable to see anything if you just use green ,Sam" I told her

"Oooh, then i will use all the colors!" She squeeled

I carefully took all the Paint boottles out and squirted them into the paint plate

While Sam was busy painting i decided to look up job applications

As i scrolled along the jobs that came up were ones i'd never dream of having , like a lawer, i know it high payed but i'd rather not be un happy and have to listen to people complain all my life

But one caught my eye , it read zoo worker needed

I loved animals , and Sam loves them too, so this was perfect

"Mummy how old am i?" Sam asked me

"3 honey" I replied

"No wonder i  did a poo! if your 3 you poo and pee!" Sam said surprised

Where does she pick up theese things?

"Sam, do you want some Dinner?" I asked her

"No thankyou mummy, i want sleepy" Sam replied